golden gopher

When a dude with a 2" pencil dick creams his shorts moments before scoring with a hot chick.

My dickhead neighbor was ready to commence a threesome with Sophia Vargara and Jessica Biel when he Golden Gophered down his leg,

by GopherHaze May 12, 2016

Golden Goldfish

The bloke does his fine lady doggy style over the toilet with her head hovering precariously over the bowl. He shouts "I'm gona blowww" as he pushes her head down into the bowl and she gulps as much water as possible, saving some in her mouth. After he's blown he lays down and creates a fishbowl with his mouth so his lady friend can fill his mouth with toilet water from her mouth and then squats his little golden goldfish from her hole into his mouth. Golden Goldfish.

I was so maggot lastnight I did the Golden Goldfish with my girlfriend's mum, safe to say she'll be coming back for more

by Shazzaaa August 31, 2020

Golden Beaver

Extremely attractive, emotional stable woman who is a gainfully employed professional. She has an ample sex drive and willing to experiment. Someone whom you would desire to introduce to your friends and family. In other words, a hot woman who provides her man sex all the time, she isn’t crazy, and she’s very intelligent/self reliant. This individual is rare; a bit like Bigfoot, where there has been “sightings”, but no confirmed evidence that they truly exist. Not to be confused with the “unicorn”.

I thought I met a golden beaver once…. It was dark and a bit hazy at the club…. But the next morning it turns out she was just another beaver. :(

by Bearman September 9, 2023

Golden Grizzly

Similar to a Bear Paw, except urinating on ones hand and then slapping partner in the face.

That chick was so bad at oral that I pissed on my hand and gave her a golden grizzly.

by ChompyChompy August 2, 2008

Golden Button

Noun: More office appropriate term for a person's asshole

"Gloria bleached her golden button and her boyfriend couldn't have been happier."

"Hey Mike stop being such a golden button"

by ladislav77 June 2, 2017

golden hoard

Individuals and families fleeing densely populated areas and cities in the event of a societal collapse, looting all in their path. Most of these people will not know how to survive without a Walmart or McDonald's so they will likely pillage and loot the surrounding countryside as the cities will have likely succumbed to chaos and rioting.

I'm glad we live far enough out in the country that we'll be safe from the golden hoard if society ever collapses.

by Bigshifter October 26, 2013

golden gusher

When a man urinates inside a woman during sex and causes her to squirt all over the place while being urinated inside

Lets go back to the bando so I can give you the golden gusher baby!!!!

by BandoQieen April 27, 2021