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German Apple Cake

when you’re fucking a German girl from the back, buss on her ass, spread your nut over her cheeks, and sprinkle some powdered some powdered sugar on top.
Adolf: Yaaa, last night I baked Helga a German Apple Cake
Franc: Svveg
by yolo$wag69 June 3, 2019
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German Bobsled

While following someone down the stairs, let them get ahead of you a bit. Position yourself sitting at the top stair, yell "EINS, ZWEI, DREI", and lunge yourself at them crotch first and spread eagle with the speed of an Olympic bobsledder! If you're lucky, your intended will grab you by the crotch in an effort to slow your descent.
Dude, last night I was showing someone around my apt, and I got surprise German Bobsledded! So naturally, I totally reciprocated with the crotch stop
by Palmher December 29, 2019
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German Power Line

The act of doing anal whilst inserting an electrical cord into your partner's ass therefore electrocuting her, and at the same time the male partner does the Nazi salute and screams "Elektrizität".
Dude, I totally german power line'dthis chick last night
by Kool_AidMan March 11, 2020
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German Airbrake

An act of recto-genital titilation between two consenting parties involving a phallus and a rectum in a manner which some would consider surprising.
The receiver instigates said titilation by placing one's foreskin over the partner's rectum, with the intention of creating an airtight seal over said rectum. Once in position and presumably on a predetermined signal, the deliverer unleashes gas from one's rectum into the space sealed within one's foreskin. Thus, titilation is achieved and the airbrake is a success.
Rosemary: "Wouldst thou consider a delicacy from the Orient followed by an act of carnal recreation only hitherto experienced in Paris? Namely one up the Khyber?"

Reginald: "That sort of act may be unwise, I have heard foul tales of such diet on the gastric channel. Perhaps, perchance, we may suffice with a German Airbrake whilst one peruses the Times?"
by He What Makes Words December 5, 2022
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German Scout Leader

One who wears short pants, yells far too much, and is of the homosexual persuasion. Almost always owns very expensive firearms, but is unable to use them properly.
Bjorn acted like a German Scout Leader when he went to Area 52.
by mrPickles September 6, 2004
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german hot tub

When a man pours beer in a bowl, then put is balls in it and a straw. He then blows bubbles into the bowl until erect. Then he drinks the beer.
I was so lonley last night, that I decided to go for a german hot tub
by thirtyfivestudio June 11, 2008
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german pillow

when someone takes a shit on a pillow, then you have to put your face in it and get anal at the same time.
hey lets go down to the lake and perform a german pillow
by fagg nut August 18, 2010
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