gentle alaska

The act of masturbating an octogenarian using only the slightly greased soles of your feet

"What did Gertrude do after she left the senior center last night?"
"I hear she gave Milton a gentle Alaska..."
"Well, she did just get a pedicure yesterday..."

by KhaleesiDani47 May 9, 2017

Gentleperv

A portmanteau of "gentleman" and "pervert", a gentleperv balances manners and etiquette with deep, carnal desires. A nice, kind man that can turn his desires on like a light switch.

He is such a gentleperv. He gave her a side hug so that she wouldn't get stabbed by his chub.

by HOBZbzu May 11, 2017

Gentlemen's Dicking

When you date a girl more than three months, then break up with her. You have sex with her one more time -because that's what a gentlemen does.

" WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD OF A GENTLEMEN'S DICKING?! IT NEVER HAPPENED TO ME!" -ANDY B

by TheSaltedTrout August 22, 2017

gentlemans tonic

Another word for jizz

she got ma gentlemans tonic all over her face!

by SamSteve January 11, 2018

gentle asshole

an asshole that is gentle

May I have a piece of that gentle asshole of yours? thanks !

by gentleasshole April 5, 2018

Gentlemen's Relish

A euphemism for pornography suggesting quality periodicals and films for the discerning gentleman form the Victorian/Edwardian period (1880-1920). Almost certainly deriving from the euphemism for semen or ejaculate.

I shall retire to my man cave with my latest delivery of high quality gentlemen's relish and have a damned good wank.

by Craig in the Hat June 15, 2018

Gentleman of the street

A polite word for word for homeless, vagabond, or any other person that lives on the street. Thousands of them in California.

"Jimmy was a gentleman of the street," his mother says. "He was a guy who was clean, responsible." She says he was a generous person who loved restaurants, cooking and people-watching.

by PeterBirdman88 June 16, 2018