give a damn dividend

it means I don't give a damn, of course and no one can take you seriously if you say this when you're angry

Ingrid: Hey Gret, did you hear the rumors about Oliver and Karoline?
Gret: Honestly Ing, I don't have a give a damn dividend... can we talk about something else?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

I'm gonna give you spank

something that your asian grandmother likes to say/do to all your friends when they come over.

"Eric, I'm gonna give you spank!"

by sexpixie June 22, 2008

i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich

The act of receiving oral from ones mom after you get a sunburned penis and leaving behind such things as sperm, flakes of skin.

oh ya, i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich and she'll like it. nom nom nom nom

by hayabusa1285 March 11, 2009

give it a rinse

A term used to tell a man that he is bitching like a woman.

You must have sand in your mangina. Give it a rinse, dude.

Or simply "rinse it"

by Sandy Mangina November 7, 2006

Give me liberto or give me death

This was used as a line in the show 'MAD TV' in one of the sketch's on the show. Its a spin off of "give me liberty or give me death!". Usually used by the dimmer white-trash man who didn't pay attention in Social Studies/History enough to understand the depth of the actual saying.

guy 1: give me liberto or give me death!

guy 2: shetard.

by Were-muffin November 4, 2008

Gainesvegas

1. The nickname for any and every town called Gainesville. Most notably Gainesville, FL.

2. A tumblr party blog.

FRAT BOY: Did yall see that post on Gainesvegas?

SORORITY GIRL: That dumb cat blog? You read that?
FRAT BOY: Cat blog?

by chuan lang November 16, 2011

give me some booty

Sex; not necessarily the butt. Just plain sex.

Me and the wife looking at boring chick flick on Netflix. I'm acting like I am enjoying the movie. Then whisper in her ear "hey baby are you going to give me some booty tonight". She looks at me and say Hell Nawl!

by Donnie80 January 7, 2017