Perfect answer from my most gorgeous slutty girlfriend

All yours, whenever the urge strikes you

Perfect answer from my most gorgeous slutty girlfriend is I’m your dirty whore please fuck me pregnant, i’m all yours, whenever the urge strikes you

by Yoursssssssss July 4, 2023

September 3rd. National take your girlfriend to dinner day

September 3rd is national take your girlfriend to dinner day. She's very deserving of a nice dinner with her sweet heart. Make sure to tell her how pretty she is!

John: hey let's go out September 3rd. National take your girlfriend to dinner day.

by Jacky082 September 1, 2022

phone girlfriend

Girl you sext and share sexual pics and conversations with

I sat up with my phone girlfriend all night and now I have blueballs

by House man2 November 3, 2015

girlfriend button

Similiar to the boyfriend button, only pink with swapped out genitalia. Also does not involve a pink flamingo as that wouldn't make sense.

person A: I pushed the girlfriend button!
person B: Oh god NO! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO PUSH IT ON FRIDAYS!
person A: WHY WHAT HAPPENS IF I PRESS IT ON FRIDAY?
person B: THE MANUAL DOESN'T SAY!!!

by Mr.M$CEO December 28, 2012

good girlfriend

Nice caring person who does not stress too much about her relationship but knows when to be their for her man

Good Girlfriend:John was acting very angry today.. I'll give him time too cool off

Katie: Girl, I heard your BF is checking out that other girl!
Julia: Really, I'll find out myself... No reason to make up drama that does not exists.

by GoodGirlfriend September 29, 2013

Cookie Cutter Girlfriend

The Cookie Cutter Girlfriend is like a regular girlfriend except she has been shaped to conform to your own needs and to 'do the stuff you do'. Once she eventually realises she has her own mind, it's likely she will wake-up and run away....just in time for you to find another and get the cookie cutter plan going again. It's important that she always funds her own conversion, as you'll be penniless in no time after a dozen candidates

Dude 1 : Wow, your new girlfriend is totally ideal - great catch dude!

Dude 2 : Nah dude, she's a cookie cutter girlfriend. At least I'm creating more hot cycling chicks for the greater good of all!

by woofbarkdonkey February 6, 2009

Girlfriend

The Reason most men are constantly broke, or nearing bankruptcy. Also used for Drama or sex.

Man: Hey lets go out to eat!
Man2: Sorry Man I can't.
Man: Why not?
Man2: Because I'm broke
Man: How can you be broke? You make 80k a year!
Man2: I have girlfriend.....

by Fisty McFist April 13, 2006