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Grenader

Someone who, like a good soldier, will hop on a "grenade" (ugly girl) and take all necessary damage from said decision to ensure a buddy can score with said grenade's much more attractive friend.

SIDE NOTE: Bonus points if you get a BJ and her name is dyke-ish, like Becky or Barbara but goes by Barbie or something much sexier.
JJ: Look at that blonde over there.
Adam: Yeah, but her friend is fugly.
JJ: You owe me man.
Adam: Dammit, I'll be the Grenader.
by Fatz39 February 1, 2012
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Big Bird Grenades

The outcome of the seventh apocolyptic unicorn rave. This happens once every thousand years when Obama remembers that we need change.
Person:Dude did you see that cat cross the street?

Other Person: Fer sure man

Person: Big Bird Grenades
by psudonomousbosch November 8, 2011
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Greedy Grendetta

a female who wants to own everything they get their paws on, or lay their greedy grendetta eyes on. This includes Christmas presents and boyfriends.
person 1: "Where the hell are the rest of my gifts?!"
person 2: "Don't be such a Greedy Grendetta!"
by Farty Fran December 10, 2010
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Grendel

A white chick who loves to get ass-to-mouth from a black dude. Think ATM for a Mudshark. Can also be used as a verb.
Yo that bitch is a total Grendel.

or

Damn, I am totally gonna grendel that blond over there.
by provisio October 25, 2009
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Grendel

1. A giant beast that lives in a lake with his mother in the epic poem Beowulf 2. A giant beast that lives in the pants of a male human (if you catch my drift)
Go suck on a grendel!
Dude, he has a nine inch grendel.
by Doug Hurlburt October 6, 2005
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British Grenadiers

The most fucking awesome song ever done especially with Fife and drums I mean for fuck’s sake how can anything other than rule Britannia be better?
British Grenadiers is amazing!”
by T34main October 11, 2019
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Guido grenades

Meatballs; specifically the large Italian type, as opposed to the smaller Swedish variety.
My grandmother was up all night making Guido grenades for my brother Sal's wedding reception.
by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009
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