Grand Illusions

a dirty south mutha fucka who cant get a car workin in over a year, but can have time for a hot ass girlfriend
oh what's that bitch's name....oh yeah Grand Illusions
by Bob's ure uncle January 21, 2004
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Ariana Grande

The most incredible female singer of our generation. Her voice sound like entering the gates of heaven.
Ariana Grande Butera is a godess
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el cerro grande

a mexican restaurant in G-town that serves good food.
el cerro grande r leet? i dunno
by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005
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Alaskan Grand Slam

The act of sodomizing two children at once while fellating a dead penguin.
John Cena is the only man to have performed an Alaskan Grand Slam.
by Joey Orgler 3 October 1, 2008
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Grand Wizzard Theodore

Legendary inventor of the scratch.

The story goes that one day in 1979, Theodore was messing around on his brother's turntables, practicing his mixing skills so that he could DJ at parties in the Bronx. As is natural with all teenagers, he had his music up too loud. His mother started banging on the door and yelling at him. In order to listen to her, he put his hand on the record to stop it. He still wanted to keep the groove going, and found himself moving the record back and forth with his hand. It produced a sound he liked, and after his mother left, he spent weeks perfecting this technique, and finally unveiled it at a party during his mix.
Grand Wizzard Theodore is the inventor of the scratch, and the unofficial father of turntablism.
by DJ Conan April 12, 2004
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