Goon Spoon

A mannequin arm attached to a mic stand, to wirelessly cup your balls for you.

John stole a mannequin from Truworth (queens park), to build himself a Goon Spoon.

by Peter Pan's Anus July 18, 2025

Czech Flicker Gooning

Czech flicker gooning is gooning but at a next level, you stroke ur johnson so hard you need to get ur balls to fall off and then drench ur penis in the czech national food.

Yo bro i just did the czech flicker gooning technique and i sucked the food off my johnson!

by Flicker Gooner September 5, 2025

Goon

to Goon someone is to clown them, or hate on them

alex so gooned sam. that guy is such a goon.

by gooners April 21, 2011

Swedish flicker gooning

Swedish flicker gooning is the practice of putting multiple IKEA meatballs down your urethra until they reach the bladder. Once your bladder is filled you may now take the first flight to Malmö, Rosengård (Zlatan Ibrahimovic's birthplace). Upon your arrival you must go to the nearest bus stop and get on the first communal bus. Once on the bus you will need to sit next to a stranger and start aggressively sucking the meatballs out of your bladder. Once all of the meatballs are out of your urethra you may start to flick the tip of your penis and say "oh Zlatan Ibrahimovic bless all of Rosengård with my seed and cleanse it of all evil". When you finally reach climax you must scream like someone just brutally severed your limbs. This will be your best climax and you will not be able to top it, even if you try doing the same thing again.

Yooo, I tried Swedish flicker gooning this weekend and it was marvellous, have you tried it before?
Nah, but I have been meaning to for a while now. But I can't find the confidence for it.
You've gotta try it man, it was the best experience of my life.

by Hduzk January 11, 2025

Goon

A really pretty douche bag

Callum is a goon

by Wonderbread123456 July 25, 2017

Moon Gooning

The intense emotional practice of shiting cannon ball style ass up to the full moon with a native american present to bless the ritual

Honey me and the boys are gonna take this native to the moon gooning tonight and kill pelicans

by Goonieloony November 13, 2023

Moon Gooning

Moon gooning is the act of chopping off a buffalo's head and gooning at night time. it is a sacred gooning ritual

Hey man, do you wanna go Moon Goonging tonight?

Officer to me with an unregistered buffalo head in the back of my car: "have you been moon gooning tonight sir?"

by anonymous November 12, 2023