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Fuck My Life

When you understand your life is fucked. Often triggered by things like: school, crushes, jobs, food, life............
Person 1: We have school tomorrow

me: fuck my life.
by bloutnik February 12, 2017
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eye fuck

To stare at someone flirtatiously or insinuating sex.
"The proper hat lady just eye fucked the shit out of me."
by cerealkiller182 November 13, 2005
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Don't Give a Fuck

When you've absolutely had it with someone's bullshit and seriously couldn't care any less about what they do or say from here on out. Commonly felt among people who've been walked all over for most of their life.
girl: Hey I'm sorry I keep leading you on and getting involved with a bunch of other guys but I have a lot going on and I really don't know what I want right now so I was wondering if you'd give me another chance please?
guy: Look me straight in the eye, and tell me how DEAD SERIOUS I am when I tell you I don't give a fuck.
by Implying713 October 8, 2011
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fuck stain

1. the solidified form of excreted fluids from sex, usually found on linen and underwear.
2. derogatory term or suggestion to describe someone who is stupid and an annoyance.
1. The previous nights activities resulted in a fuck stain the size of a dinner plate on my mothers good quilt.
2. Our new teacher is an utter fuck stain, i wish he would dissapear.
by p.m.n August 12, 2003
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fuck with

To enjoy something to a certain degree
by stop it loser March 22, 2013
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fuck em and duck em

Hey bra you gonna stay with that girl? Naw imma do like Biggie Smalls said and fuck em and duck em
by bigmac652014 November 2, 2010
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Fuck

Fuck is pretty fucking versatile. It can be used as

An intransitive verb: "Lets Fuck."
A transitive verb: "How did you fuck that up?
An adjective: "That's Fucked."
An adverb: "You are fucking beautiful."
A noun: "I don't give a fuck."
A pronoun: "What did that fuck say about me?"
A reflexive pronoun: "Bob did that all by his fucking self."

It also has a wide variety of meanings:
To become intoxicated: "After work, I'm going to the bar to get fucked up."
To be taken advantage of: "They fucked me on that deal."
To have sex: "Bob fucked Sally."
To perform poorly at a task: "He tried to change the tire, but he fucked it up."
To assault someone: "Then Jim pulled out a baseball bat and fucked him up."
To go away: "Fuck off."
A small amount: "I don't give a fuck."
A large amount: "He made a fuckload of money on that IPO and is living it up."
To spend time wastefully: "Stop fucking around and get to work."
To be broken: "I spilled a beer on my laptop and its completely fucked."
A thing: "Hand me that fucker over there."
A contemptible person: "What a motherfucker!"
An admirable person: "What a motherfucker!"
To be in a bad state: "The whole project was fucked from the word go."
An interrogative: "What the fuck?"
A positive exclamation: "Fuck yeah!"
A negative exclamation: "Fuck!"

The only other langage that I can curse with any degree of fluency in is Chinese, and I'm not familiar with any one Mandarin curse word that is as versatile as fuck.
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by Da real Skeletor October 29, 2015
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