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fucking

if you dont know what "fucking" means, your a fucktard.

Allow me to explain, fucking is basicly a verb for fuck, as in
-"Dude your fucking a donkey, you stupid shit "

Also fucking can mean somthing insulting like:
-"That fucking hoe better not start fucking around"

Fucking can also mean an act of pleasure, like this:
-"Sherly began to open her legs, and Bob starting fucking her up and she moened 'OMG THIS IS SOO GOOD, FUCK ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!"
Now if you didnt get that your a fucking moron...
by OMFG HAXXORR December 28, 2005
mugGet the fuckingmug.

fuck the fuck off

When you are really pissed off at someone and a regular "Fuck Off" won't do. This amplification of it is a good expression to use.
Hey Bill, why don't you just fuck the fuck off.
by rusty69 October 15, 2013
mugGet the fuck the fuck offmug.

For the fuck of it

With the intent, or hope, of getting laid.
Guy One: Dude, why are you going out with that girl? She's mad weird.
Guy Two: You know man, just for the fuck of it.
Guy One: Word.
by ChargeItUp2 September 18, 2006
mugGet the For the fuck of itmug.

fuck

can be used as literally any part of speech in any context. The most useful word in the modern English language. See also fucking.
"What the fuck?"
"Fuck you"
"Fuck me"
"Oh my fucking god!"
"Fan-fucking-tastic!"
"He did fuckingly well on that test."
"Jessie is totally fuckable."
"Fuck!"
by bflow November 4, 2007
mugGet the fuckmug.

fuck

fuck
me: fuck
by RunatiK September 12, 2017
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Fucks

A standard unit of measurement used to quantify exactly how much you care about someone's petty problems

20/760 Watts = 1 fuck

Conversion based upon penalizing people who say “I give no fucks” for their phrasing. The number NO in the duotrigesimal number system corresponds to 23*32^1 + 24*32^0, or 760 in the decimal system. This along with the average power of the human brain (20 Watts) leads me to say that 20/760 Watts = 1 fuck. So if someone were to say “I give NO fucks about your problem” what they’re really saying is “I am devoting the full power of my brain to solving your problem”
Person 1: "I give approximately 732.47 fucks"

Person 2: "Wow, your really putting some effort into this."
by Quantify this bitch November 17, 2012
mugGet the Fucksmug.

Fucking

Fucking is the street/slang term used to express the lack of emotion tied to sex in the most blunt, yet arousing sense of the action!
"Yo, is she wifey/datchu?! Response: "Nah, we just fucking/fuckin cuz dat pussy stay wet and dat ass is too stupid(juicy, bootylicious/thick and shapely)"!
by LukewarmPrude August 26, 2013
mugGet the Fuckingmug.

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