Coconut Flake

When you rip off someone’s toenail and ejaculate onto it and make them eat it.

Jacobi force fed Damian Lilliard a coconut flake.

by 29 Elm Street, Apt B May 8, 2024

Baby Flakes

Dried Semen

That guy I hooked up with got baby flakes all over my bed sheets!

by Anita Dyck July 4, 2024

Red Flake

Red flake is slang for a micro flaw in a person. Flaws that cannot truly be considered a red flag in person but still give a breif pause on people.

Keith wants little people as a cake topper. That's such a red flake.
Deborah likes to drink 3 shots of whisky before bed. It gives off red flake vibes

by A little Sus March 18, 2024

Bean Flake

Someone who acts like a fucking idiot all the time and in general is just a nutsucker and a ballsack

Z: Six seven!
Kk: Omg you’re a fucking bean flake dude.

by Lil_beanflaker25k August 25, 2025

Shake n' Flake

When a person is tailing you very close while you are in your car and you get rustled. However you are such a BAMF that you slow right the fuck down and try to get the guy/girl to pass you (hopefully in the oncoming lane). Then when you see them turn to try and pass you, you hit the gas and drive faster than the person. If they tried to pass you in an oncoming lane, you slow the fuck down so they can't get back into lane, forcing them to come to a complete stop.

(Inspired by Shake n' Bake from Ricky Bobby)

You just pulled a Shake n' Flake!

by Shake n' Flake May 1, 2014

Crunchy love flakes

Noun; When one is to jerk of in the sun and leaves the semen dribbled on ones penis. One would then proceed to sunbathe, allowing the semen to shrivel and dry.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.

"Dude I was sunbathing and felt the urge to splurge, long story short I had some crunchy love flakes as a snack"

by ARSEFAIRY August 7, 2017

no frosted flakes

Serials scratched off

Yo I need some hammers with no frosted flakes.

by JSKNATION November 16, 2017