Lazy Pig Flu

Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!

Baz 'Just got a call from princess, seems she's ill'
Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'

by jaga-jack May 5, 2009

Simian Flu

This is a WORD from a game call PLAGUE:INC and it will Change simians' IQ.This virus Made Inspired by a film Made call Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. 此词汇来自一款叫做瘟疫公司的游戏.该病毒会提高猩猩智商.且设计灵感来源于猩球黎明电影

Simian flu is changing simians' IQ.

by ICE君 September 17, 2022

Gay flu

That “cold” you caught at the circuit party.

Everyone at Brad and Nate’s cabin weekend caught the gay flu.

by denhiker May 28, 2024

flu

A fly that isnt flying or is dead.

Oh dude a fly just landed on me!

Nah bro that's a flu.

by the mustard bottle November 3, 2021

kun flu

An insult ig?
Someone called me a muslim kun flu :(

"FUCK YOU MUSLIM KUN FLU!"

by Stupidbiaaaatchhhhh November 19, 2023

clem flu

A sickness that is passed around after attending a club on clematis street in west palm beach Florida

John, “oh nahhh bro I got the Clem flu after this weekend I heard it’s going around”

Chris, “stay away from me bro you’re gonna be sick for weeks”

by Suzy Swine October 24, 2023

The Fischer Flu

After having two beers, you act and pretend to be the best coil tuber on planet earth and proceed to act like a jive turkey. It acts as one of the strongest women repellents know to man

A complete tomato head who smokes 2 packs of cigarettes a day; a real disgusting individual

Bundy: I used to rig in and frac all by myself

Co-worker: oh man, he’s got the Fischer flu

by The chrome donkey August 2, 2019