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Poor Fishing

The act of bring any amount of money (the funnest would be a lot of change) to school or any social group and you have to wait until you make a big circle. You would throw the money down on the floor and just watch your dumb ass poor friends scramble and pile each other for it. Make sure the money is directly in the circle so everyone can crash into each other. Change is the best experience since you could throw quarter after quarter and watch people tear each other's assholes for it. Basically for the LULZ
friend 1: Hey man lets go play poor fishing
friend 2: ok, hold on let me jizz on the dollar first
friend 1: XD
by Patrick Bateman_Killer1989 October 4, 2014
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virtually flashing

The act of sending a naked picture to someone else without being asked to via any digital means.
I was virtually flashing today. I sent a picture of my junk to a girl I met.
by Amishoney January 25, 2015
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urban fishing

A bold procedure involving one too pull out genitals hoping the recipient will accept the urban bait.
Jon~ "lexi was riding me last night till ted burst in with his cock out,..she went for it."
Fred~"Jus a classic case of urban fishing its a treat when accomplished"
by ilivetomcruise1842 June 29, 2015
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Ass fishing

The act of admiring the ass of passers by .

Also what men pretend not to be doing when walking past attractive women in short dresses/skirts or tight fitting pants/shorts
'Bob, i hope you ain't ass fishing again ! '

'No Vera, i was justa lookin in that window at the pretty er , display '
by Biscuitwizard August 12, 2015
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Foot fishing

When you're foot fisting and your prosthetic foot falls off and you try to fish it out.
"Dude, last night Jessica got down and dirty and I lost my foot in her anus, I had to go foot fishing"
by the soggiest bread November 16, 2015
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Louisiana Fishing Boat

The act of taking a live crayfish and inserting it inside a women's anal cavity until either the women or the crayfish dies.
Jim, who is from Baton Rouge, loves performing a Louisiana Fishing Boat with his girlfriend Cindy.
by frogonlogs February 27, 2016
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ball flushing

Being so fat that as you flush the toilet and yet you have not managed to stand up all the way and your bollocks are washed by the incoming toilet flush.
Travis: "Hey, guys I was just ball flushing in the turdis (portable toilet), and I quite liked it"
by SgtChunder March 2, 2016
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