Hostage farter 

To lay on someone and proceed to fart on them. While continuing to lay on them. Making them unable to get up and remove them self from the fart stench

On my favorite show Before the 90 days, Mike is a hostage farter. He laid on Ximena farted & stayed on top of her. She was not happy with his grossness.

Hostage farter by Nattie Boom January 28, 2022

farter starter 

1. Any number of foods that can cause rocket gas.
2. When somebody hugs you too tightly, thus having a pump priming effect with your poo gas.

"That beef and bean burrito was a real farter starter!"
"Oh! Let go! You're giving me a farter starter!"

farter starter by Mark IV November 16, 2009

Farter The Kid 

"Farter The Kid" is the name of an individual who is a proud member of the "Fart Boys." Farter The Kid prides himself upon his ability to fart not only numerous times a day, but also the horrid stench that emits when he rips. He does not only rip farts, as he also rips rap beats. As he writes numerous hip-hop tracks about his life, and of course, farting.

"Farter the Kid" thats my mothaf***ing title, my Dad farts too, hes my mothaf***ing idol.

Farter The Kid by Fart boys December 11, 2009

farmero 

A hispanic person from a rural faming area, usually associated with Northern California gangs but now used as a slang term in general.

Did you hear about the the drug bust? It was all in the sticks, a bunch of farmeros trying to make their mark.

farmero by TANK&BIGBOSS January 11, 2011

free former awesome band! 

A gnarass band from Boyertown PA that revolutionized the musical genre of acoustindiemojazzpunkjamphunkelectrosimple. Known locally for being those 3 kids that hate everything about everything; They write songs about clothes, communism and toy story 2 and pride themselves in their use of as many instruments as they can find (acoustic guitar, cello, tin can, didgeridoo, recorder, flutes, tambourine, unplugged electric bass, harmonica, ukulele, trashcan, party noise makers, ocarinas and many more). Not even the band members enjoy the music they create, but that doesnt matter. Nothing even matters. Nobody even likes free former awesome band. I don't like them, you don't like them. That is why they are free former awesome band.

free former awesome band! is good or something.

free former awesome band! by darkstardave23 October 27, 2008

Farner 

Farner is a term used to replace the word "fuck" on internet forums that do not allow profanity. It is a tribute to a vicious forum moderator who goes by the name "fishd00d" and has been known to suffer from a bad case of "God Complex" combined with "Napoleon Syndrome". It should be noted that "fishd00d" lived with his parents until the ripe age of 26 and weighs 89 pounds fully clothed holding a bag of bricks.

OMG, You better not be a Farnering father

Farner by dantwohundred January 12, 2011

Farmers Tan 

A tan appearing only on the face, neck, and arms. The rest of the body is untaned, and so uppon removing ones shirt there is a distinct line appearing at the collar and arms. A result of working outdoors in rolled up sleeves, T shirts, or sleeveless shirts.

Depending on the situation, a farmers tan can be positive or negitive. Many chicks like a farmers tan on a guy, and all guys appreciate viewing the distinction between a chicks tanned neck and untanned chest (in no small part because her chest will be visible). However, because a true farmers tan is a product of physical labor, the tan is often disliked by those who distain/fear/avoid work and the real world. (read: A place where utility and integrity is more important than fashion.)

A Farmers Tan; The only tan worth working for!

Farmers Tan by Grayor©hid December 9, 2008