Fiddling the Racoon

The act of stimulating the male genitalia using a raccoon as a flesh light

He’s been Fiddling the Racoon ever since he got that Zoo job

by ChrisEubank May 4, 2021

Fiddling

When you mess around intending to have fun but instead get your ass beat.

Aaron: Dad, Dave is fiddling!
Dad: I’m gonna give him a can of whoop ass

by Beck stewart June 3, 2021

Fuddle thwack

Slowly but backwards moving/ gravitational pull to specified designation of not getting robbed by tweakers

Look at that fuddle thwacker doing the usual dumbass buying from convenience store called golden express

by Kali Man Jom November 20, 2021

Fiddelbobber

An absolute idiot.

"Will is such a Fiddelbobber

Will is such a Fiddelbobber

by p1ssyl0v3r February 19, 2022

Fiddered

Fiddered (v.) - to be up a creek without a paddle; to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it. a figure of speech.

I'd sooner get Fiddered out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.

by Puff28 May 28, 2022

Friddle

The imprint left on skin from wearing tight clothes or sitting/ laying on a patterned surface.

My socks were too tight, they gave me friddles.

by Grumpus8 July 20, 2022

Fuddleschnucked

When any man loses his virginity to another man (a close friend) without realizing it.

Josiah was shocked to find out he had been fuddleschnucked by Jared a while back.

by Lalalandinmyend August 15, 2022