Fencepost Fed

1.Referring to oral copulation, when a man or woman sucks a penis that is at the Least 8 inches or more in length and 6 inches or more in circumference to the point of swallowing the cum from the penis orgasm, they have been Fencepost Fed.

2. When you haven't had any sleep for 3 days or more, and/or are under the influence of a controlled substance, and your eyes are playing with your brain convincing you that the fencepost across the street is actually a federal agent doing an undercover stakeout of your house disguised as a Fencepost Fed.

3. A remark made by a bf who thinks he's got a big dick, about his gf who is into giving blow jobs.

Ted: Are you guys hungry?

Bev: Nah, I'm pretty full.
William (Bev's bf): Yeah, she's already been Fencepost Fed this morning.

Allan: Is it me or is that a Fencepost Fed there by that cactus cop?
Angala: No, that's the palm tree popo next to the cactus cop and I think that maybe deputy doorjamb behind them.

by DeepThrowWitDancer March 6, 2022

Fancery

like fancy, except more ironical.

I really liked the fancery way you trashed up the buffet table with your corndog apertifs.

by stefaneechi March 27, 2009

Feece’s Pieces

When somebody doesn’t completely wipe their butthole and has doo doo, skid marks and or pieces of poop that kind of resembles the popular candy Reese’s pieces but are indeed poo.

Larry;
Dude what is that smell ?
Chad ; Sorry man I didn’t have any toilet paper .
Larry; Fuck man you smell like Feece’s Pieces !

by lil pimp the drip god September 28, 2019

fencing

A sex position that minimizes transmission during Covid19. The 2 partners lay down head-to-toe while wearing facemasks and use their arms to reach out for the other person's genitals, thus keeping their faces about 6 feet apart. Resembles the Olympic sport of fencing because of the masks and outstretched arms.

Man: Want to come over to my place tonight? We can have some fun.
Woman: But it's still dangerous because of Coronavirus!
Man: We'll be careful. Just fencing. I promise.

by L'Etranger#2 June 17, 2020

ship of feceus

A large project that was approached as a series of small, incremental changes, even when illogical to do so. Commonly found in DIY repair or Software Development.

My father decided to renovate the kitchen in stages, so we have tile from the 60s, a fridge from the 70s, a counter from the 80s, and only half of the floor has hardwood. The rest is patched together linoleum. It's a real Ship of Feceus

by Whargarble October 14, 2017

ur species feces

the WORST roast in history of roasts. this roast will end anyone’s career you choose to end.

sexually confused person: “ur mom gay”
me, an intellectual: “ur sister a mister”
sexually confused person: “ur family tree LGBT”
me, an intellectual: “ur species feces”
*sexually confused person’s body explodes into a million pieces and dies a brutal death and his heart is shattered into smitherines.

by vloneslatt May 21, 2018

Fencer

A girl that is ideal because she is similar enough to you to marry but culturally, mentally or physically different and is not connected to your group of friends or local community . She is usually hotter, smarter and a lot less maintenance than the usual girls you date.

If you want some new blood in your group, you should date a fencer.

by ArtofAwesome April 26, 2012