All-Madden Fap

Run a play in Madden and see if you can jack off before getting a delay of game penalty. It doesn't count if you call timeout and restart the clock, however you get a do-over if your offence jumps offsides.

I'm so good at AMFing that i should be in the pros!

You have to be really really skilled to pull off an All-Madden Fap

by Tuckered out November 4, 2010

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Power fap

When you wank, fap or materbate purely and simply because it's the only way you'll fall asleep

Bob: "hey man you ready for your exam?"

Larry:" sure thing man had a Power fap last night before bed so I got pleanty of shut eye!"

by Public masterbater January 27, 2015

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Crap Fap

A take on "holy crap." But in this case, more to do with self-masturbation. Used when someone does or says a complete lie or exaggeration to make self better than he/she seems.

Joe: I have a weekend job.
Jim: Oh yea? I volunteer at the shelter. What do you do?
Joe: *thinking hard on his feet, makes something up* I'm a burlesque dancer named Emerald Princess. I do all this for charity, of course.
Jim: ... Crap Fap.

by KatoDado September 6, 2009

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Skat Fap

Rubbin' one out while pinching a loaf. Chokin' the chicken while releasing the brown shark.

I was so bored while taking a shit, I actually jerked off! Skat Fap FTW!

by Master of Fartjitsu November 15, 2010

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double tap fap

A consecutive masturbation and ejaculation following an initial masturbation ejaculation. Often caused by extreme arousal not completely satisfied by one orgasm.

"Jack was sexting a girl who really got him torqued. He fapped once but it wasn't enough. Jack initiated a double tap fap to finish the job"

by JRock21 June 6, 2014

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