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exploding titties 

When your man tits fill up with tit milk out of no where and you lose your penis so u become a girl, then your tits explode causing you to become a man again... Damn that was an awkward talk with your mom
Once in puberty I had exploding titties

exploding squirrel 

when a squirrel crosses the street and gets hit.
A squirrel ran across the road, dodged one car, then jumped up and it became a exploding squirrel...because it hit a car of coarse.

exploding ovaries

Something Daniel Gillies said at the 2017 Originals SDCC pannel, it May also be the name of his next memoir.

Can also mean a terrible pain a girl is in while menstrating in the vaginal area.
Omfg I feel like I have exploding ovaries
Yo, are your ovaries exploding or something? You look like you are in hella pain.

Exploding Kitten 

This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.
Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten

Explosive Ejaculation 

When a girl with whiteout in her pocket bumps into a guy and the whiteout liquid goes all over the crotch of his pants.
Person 1: Hey watch where you're going!
Person 2: Yea- oh sorry I gave you an explosive ejaculation...

Exclusion Zone

When you take a shit at 1:23 AM after eating your left over burrito from Chipotle, all seems well until out of nowhere your anus explodes with flatulence which is so powerful that your ass has a burning sensation and causes the restroom to smell like ass along with shit stains which take months to clean up, hence the name. exclusion zone
"Damn, that restroom is like Chernobyl, we need an Exclusion Zone around the perimeter of the restroom like the abandoned city of Pripyat. The restroom isn't going to be habitable for many many years. "