Euphemism for unemployed. It's a useful title to give women in clubs instead of admitting that you spend all day playing Xbox games. Many people think software engineers make a lot of money.
"Hi, can I buy you a drink?"
"Sure, what's your name and what do you do?"
"I'm George, I'm a software engineer."
"Oh, really!"
"Sure, what's your name and what do you do?"
"I'm George, I'm a software engineer."
"Oh, really!"
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Where the noble semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream... Hello Oompa Loompas of science!
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There are many sections in CEF
It is owned by Dark_Byte, the creator of Cheat Engine.
CEF's users make their own programs to cheat in games such as, Flash Games, Maplestory, World of Warcraft and many more.
There is a General Discussion section and a Random Spam section
It is a very well organised forum and is so good that crappy sites leech off it.
There are many sections in CEF
It is owned by Dark_Byte, the creator of Cheat Engine.
CEF's users make their own programs to cheat in games such as, Flash Games, Maplestory, World of Warcraft and many more.
There is a General Discussion section and a Random Spam section
It is a very well organised forum and is so good that crappy sites leech off it.
Some Guy:
Hey, Dave What's the best site for cheating?
Dave:
Well, Get you ass down to Cheat Engine Forums as it's the best site for it!
Hey, Dave What's the best site for cheating?
Dave:
Well, Get you ass down to Cheat Engine Forums as it's the best site for it!
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Get the the little engine that could mug.1. Usually a person that studies engineering and works in the field after graduating.
2. Can usually have a very strange, peculiar personality, usually because of pushy parents who stressed them to become engineers. 75% of the time, the parents aren't even engineers or smart, they just want their kids to do what they couldn't do.
3. Can be very intelligent, or in many cases, very arrogant people. Will not only claim to know everything about engineering, but also about the government, medicine, even professional sports. However, while you can't beat them at engineering knowledge, do stand up to them when they claim to know more about something you know a lot about. Sadly enough, many engineers have an ego.
2. Can usually have a very strange, peculiar personality, usually because of pushy parents who stressed them to become engineers. 75% of the time, the parents aren't even engineers or smart, they just want their kids to do what they couldn't do.
3. Can be very intelligent, or in many cases, very arrogant people. Will not only claim to know everything about engineering, but also about the government, medicine, even professional sports. However, while you can't beat them at engineering knowledge, do stand up to them when they claim to know more about something you know a lot about. Sadly enough, many engineers have an ego.
1. John earned a Chemical Engineering degree and now works for Dupont making polymers.
2. Joe had a pushy mother that worked as a secretary. She made him finish every math workbook she could find until he could ace Calculus in the eighth grade. Joe now lacks appropriate interpersonal skills and cannot keep friends.
3. Mark knows everything about aerospace engineering and fixing my computer, but he thinks he knows everything about basketball, even though I played college ball. He thinks it's a game of numbers, when it's really about attitude, heart and practice, and whether or not the goddamn coach likes you!
2. Joe had a pushy mother that worked as a secretary. She made him finish every math workbook she could find until he could ace Calculus in the eighth grade. Joe now lacks appropriate interpersonal skills and cannot keep friends.
3. Mark knows everything about aerospace engineering and fixing my computer, but he thinks he knows everything about basketball, even though I played college ball. He thinks it's a game of numbers, when it's really about attitude, heart and practice, and whether or not the goddamn coach likes you!
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