Earphone-Itch

Earphone-itch occurs when one shares his or her headphones with another person and then developes infection due to ear bacteria when putting the headphones back into his or her own ear

Girl: Can I listen to that song again?

Guy:Ewww, no way you're gonna give me Earphone-itch

Girl: Oh okay :(

by BunnyFudgekins July 3, 2009

Dale Earnhardt

Do you people not know the meaning of respect? The man ran into a wall and died, why are you making fun of that? What about people who drive drunk and then kill people becuase they get in accidents? Earnhardt was one of the best in his sport and I would appreciate it if you weren't so damn disrespectful.

Half of the people on here are fucking morons.

by Certain people need lives February 19, 2005

Ipod Ears

When your not used to the headphones that come with your Ipod and they fall out all the time.

Guy 1: Ergh im seriously thinking of ditching my Ipod! These little earphone things keep falling out!

Guy 2: Hang in there mate! You just havnt got you Ipod ears yet!

by Charly09 January 26, 2009

Unified Earth Government (UEG)

Contrary to what most n00bs tell you, the UEG, not the UNSC is the main human government in the Halo games. Bungie doesn't talk about them much, but they appear to be a democracy lead by a board of leaders, one from each nation on earth. They are an evolution of the U.N, and for that reason, never seem to get anything done. The UNSC is the UEG's military branch, along with the Office of Naval Intelligence (ONI) as their intelligence agency and the Colonial Military Administration acting a defensive force for the colonies, much like the modern day U.S National Guard. The UEG uses a currency called Credits, and has an enormous budget, seeing as how there are about 30 Billion taxpayers (prior to first contact at Harvest in 2525). Most of that budget goes toward colonization efforts, while another large portion goes to the UNSC, because those fancy ships like the Pillar of Autumn ain't cheap.

"The UEG are liars. We're next!"-A random civilian on earth

"The Unified Earth Government will protect you. Yeah right"-another civilian

The Warthog is the workhorse of the Unified Earth Government (UEG) armed forces.

by atomicpacman March 28, 2011

scum of the earth

1. see chav and townie
variations include "scum of the universe" and "scum of the galaxy"

"look at that burberry clad idiot! he's the scum of the earth!"

by markyG February 15, 2006

flat earther

In Indonesia, also used for people from Islam-related organizations (FPI, FUI, PKS) and their followers that is too easy to be fooled, too easy to believe their preacher/ulama. Even though what they say and do violated Islam rules, like rejecting to pray for dead body just because he/she voted for that religion blasphemy accused governor (Ahok) when alive.

In Indonesian, said as "kaum bumi datar". This term also comes from flat earth concept. Their preacher used to talk about flat earth in mosques over and over again before Jakarta governor vote campaign started.

Flat earthers are crazy. I used to think that rejecting dead body (to be managed) is just a joke, now it really happened to an old woman in Jakarta.

by fitsa hats March 29, 2017

flat Earth Idiot

A person who believes the earth is flat but has no idea how the flat earth model works and makes a bad name for other flat earthers.

Tom is such a Flat Earth Idiot. He said the sun gos over then under the earth, where as in fact the sun spirals above the earth

by DoorHandle1234 January 2, 2017