Earth

A small ghetto. It is the third big rock orbiting the Sun in the Solar System, a remote ditch in a backwater of the Local Interstellar Cloud in the Orion Arm of the Milky Way, which is a galaxy in the Local Group section of the Virgo Supercluster, which in itself is a part of a bigger cluster of galaxies called the Laniakea Supercluster, which is in itself a section of the Pisces-Cetus Supercluster Complex, a structure of many superclusters in a line, one of many such supercluster complexes in the universe. It is home to a bunch of beings who hold perpetual victim complexes. They call themselves "people" and are the smartest living beings in this 'hood.

Earth is the only known place in the universe to mankind where there are Dollar General stores, Boost Mobile stores, Aladdin Bail Bonds, Nissan dealerships, pawn shops, payday loan shops, and Church's Chicken. By default, the existence of these stores anywhere in the universe indicate that the sector in question is a low-income area and that whoever finds themselves in such a place should get the fuck out ASAP. Do not visit Earth under any circumstances, the locals will victimize anybody who shows any hint of being a tourist.

by Kooyle January 22, 2023

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