Louisiana Door Knob

When you remove the door handle from both sides of a door. Then stick your dick through the door hole and have the person on the other side give you a blow job.

Krys: I love it when you Louisiana Door Knob me

Jon: Shut up bitch and just keep sucking from that side

by Bijazik March 24, 2008

door strategy

A technique that crazy Christian boys obsessed with NOT masturbating use to resist the temptation; they remove the doors from their bedrooms.

After my younger brother decided to follow Jesus, he used the door strategy to stop jerking off. Now I have to hear his Christian pop music all day long...

by supbro_4L May 29, 2010

Shut the front door

A phrase used not as a substitute for 'Shut the fuck up', but rather when the front door requires shutting.

Person 1: Can you shut the front door please?
Person 2: Yeah, sure. *shuts the front door*

by mikee246 August 17, 2011

Side-Door Friend

A close friend who feels comfortable coming into your house via the side door, probably off the kitchen. You, too, are comfortable with this friend entering your house through the side door. A side-door friend is probably one of your best friends. Conversely, front-door friends are those acquaintances you are not all that close/comfortable with.

Marcia and me hang out constantly. She is totes a side-door friend.

by TeacheRama August 20, 2007

back door bandit

someone who likes it up the ass

mty teacher Mr Douce is a back door bandit

by jono September 7, 2003

bisexual door

A door that swings both ways........duh

"Dude you can push it!, its a bisexual door"
Dumbass - "EH?!, its a what-now!?
"It swings both ways!.........."
dumbass - "oh, that funny!"
"fag!"

by Bridgy February 22, 2006

back door art

tatoo on a woman's lower back, admired during back door sex.

I couldn't help but admire her back door art work while we went doggie style.

by sam63 February 29, 2008