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Management By Green Dot

When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.

With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.
"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."
by ImTiredandINeedaNap October 9, 2021
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three dot's

I would have never known the three dot's mean refresh.
by Heyheyrealest May 29, 2024
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dot commerce

1. A popular scam that peaked in the mid-to-late 90s. The fundamental premise was that having a web page magically made money appear out of thin air.

2. A derisive term for a place of business.
1. I don't need to have a product to make money, I run a dot commerce business!

2. He says he was a CEO? Yeah, sure, of a dot commerce company.
by GrouchySmurf July 10, 2003
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red dot

is quite a chaotic tick that will bit you and make hurt you. no get bit by the chaotic ticko
person uno: oh no i die
person e: oh so must ticko have bitten you

person uno: yes red ticko i die now
person e: RED DOT EQUAL CHAOTIC TICK O NOOOO
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dot

Dot: Candy/pencil - pen - ink (anything you can write with / will make a mark) mark.
Dot (2): disney animation character, known for being a dog.
Dot (3): alex's dumb chicken that wants to cuddle while simultaneously pecking his skin off a little by a little.
Dot (4): alex's dumb chicken, that used to be oreo, but then while being called oreo she started to peck alex in the legs
"DOT, DOT STOP PECKING ME."
by EyePhone May 12, 2018
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Dot

So I was sitting in the kitchen and Dot the cunt came in
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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trip dot

trip dot basically a candle that shines 3 dots and trip is not for falling it's for three as in triple
dang look at that shiny trip dot lol nigga
by microshep.30 March 25, 2019
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