Proof that God does not exist

Creationists never bother to look for any evidence for their claims they simply look for "missing links" (which is invented by media and not scientists) to prove evolution wrong so that they can teach their lies in schools.

Proof that God does not exist:
If god created us and evolution is false, then how can humans create life? How can we have children and create life in laboratories which have conciousness. If god made us then how are we able to do these things ourselves?
If evolution was false and religion was right then we wouldn't be able to have children on our own.

by Scarlottie September 20, 2009

dites

An acronym which stands for D!@& (Penis) in the eye syndrome. The activity is known to cause pink eye or some weird eye fungus. The syndrome is highly embarrassing and can cause someone afflicted to don an eye-patch.

Sharon was unaware of the threat of DITES, until her black eye developed the morning after her trist with Chadley.

by scraggly bizzalls December 10, 2008

That Doesn't Go There

Pretending to know something about a topic, of which you are actually clueless about, by trying to convince someone, of whom does actually know quite a lot about said topic, that they are wrong.

A: Finally, there's only 2 more accounts to file

B: That doesn't go there

A: Dude...aren't you the janitor?

by Veisuw January 13, 2009

Fbp Domeshot

A Fbp Domeshot is a extreme no-life who is only interested in playing video games and wanking off. Also said to have a very small wang. Also likes men and likes to take it up the but without lube. One of the ugliest people you will meet will be named Fbp Domeshot.

I think im going to bust a Fbp Domeshot tonight.

by JJV12 July 9, 2011

what does it do

Simialr to "what is it". Basically just another whats up or whats goin on. Primarily a bay area term.

What does it do pimperoni? Not shit beezy, just posted at the criznib bored as twoBYfour.

by ChrisMeezy September 12, 2006

TRANSGENDERISM DOESN'T WORK

Little Timothy isn't going to become little Tina. If you are born as a male (penis and balls) you are a man. If you are born as a female (vagina), you are a woman.

Some Karen: I'm going to take my son to become a woman.

Me: TRANSGENDERISM DOESN'T WORK KAREN

by Skyrim550 April 22, 2022

doesn't come to my birthday parties

An answer to give when someone asks you if you know of a certain celebrity, or general VIP, but in all honesty you're clueless. A nearly desperate way to salvage some cool about not being in the know.

Person A: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga single yesterday?

Person B: Nope . . . whoever she is, she doesn't come to my birthday parties.

Person A: What a surprise.

by boustrophedonik June 23, 2010