Dolphins

A statement requested of a social media post asking whether or not it is misinformation.

A: Didn't you hear, John Politics, president of Countria, was just impeached!

B (to the wider audience of the question): Dolphins?

by HughjestAss October 19, 2025

sea dolphin

A man who shaves his arms and legs for a woman. More to speak, a bitch. Non-masculine culture.

Harry: Why did you shave your arms and legs dude??

Matt: My girl wanted me to be smooth

Harry: Fucking sea dolphin

by lildickmonster December 22, 2024

Squeaky Dolphin

During intercourse you try to shove your dick unexpectedly into her ass. She will turn around and squeak at you like a dolphin.

I was banging this random and gave her the squeaky dolphin.

by CamelToeMafia August 29, 2019

Sticky Dolphin

The act of inserting the brush end of the toothbrush up your own asshole and then proceeding to brush your teeth with it. This can also be done to others as a form of punishment with another person putting the toothbrush in while the taker must brush with it after.

Steven: "What I did wasn't even that bad"
Devon: "Bro you gave yourself a sticky dolphin, IT'S THAT BAD"

by DCG$ June 7, 2024

Dolphin

In the gacha gaming community, a dolphin is a person who spends a moderate amount of money for their gacha games on a regular basis, but nowhere near the levels a whale may be able to attain.

While mileage may vary depending on community and game, dolphins are estimated to spend a few tens in a game per month on average.

"This game has messed up my finances. I'm done being a whale for pictures of waifus, now I'm downgrading to a dolphin for my bank account's sake!"

by QParrot September 7, 2024

dolphin

someone who is ugly af and dumb as fuck

teacher: what percentile do your parents want you to get in the sat?
student1: 142th or 175th percentile

student2: damn she is a dolphin

by ooby24 May 22, 2016

dolphin

A dolphin is a creature of the whater type, it specializes in bombing the land of the Japanese with its partner Whale
Its preferred method of transportation is a Boeing B-29 "Superfortress"

And its favorite dish is the salty tears of its enemys

Fuka u whale and fuka u dolphin

by aka A.K June 9, 2017