Yusuf Dikeç

2024 Olympic silver medalist who became viral for wearing a t-shirt, no specialized lenses, simple earplugs, and fired a pistol with one hand tucked in his pocket.

South Korea: *sends a fully kitted out player for the Olympic shooting event*
Yusuf Dikeç: *no lenses, eye cover, or ear protection, wears only a t-shirt and casually gets silver*

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" August 1, 2024

Smart Donke

Smart Donke - Like a Smart Ass, but more humorous. Instead of belittling others he makes others life better by being a Ride-or-die friend like Donke in Shrek, but way smarter like Einstein.

I'd much rather be a smart donke than a dumb-donke anyday.

by IQDave August 22, 2024

Dumb Donke

Dumb Donke - Like a "dumb ass", but with the redeeming qualities of being likeable and nice. Think Shrek's Donkey mixed with your Best Friend who's an idiot some times.

OK, you Dumb Donke, you know I love you, but it's "there, there" not "They're their".

by IQDave August 22, 2024

Glock dokie

A concoction of blood ,spit ,semen, rotten food ,ear wax ,snot, vomit, skin or nails pubic hair etc

Man I'm going to give that officer a Glock dokie, are you chuckin in

by JAIKOTIC1 September 13, 2023

Yokey Dokey

A Yokey Dokey is a person who refuses to do their job and expects everyone else to do it.

We all asked Noah to do his job. He refused and told us to do it. He is such a fecking Yokey Dokey.

by Tots & Fries December 7, 2023

Yokey Dokey

A Yokey Dokey is a person who tries to get everyone else to do their work.

We all asked Noah to get his work done and he told us to do it. He is such a fecking Yokey Dokey.

by Tots & Fries December 11, 2023

Bloinky Doinker

To be a silly mess and simultaneously be adorable.

Kris: “This is how I look.”

Allison: “You’re such a bloinky doinker”

by XypprZ Allison December 25, 2023