Dan Askew

Outstanding Fella

How would you describe Dan Askew ?

He is an outstanding fella

by anonymous April 8, 2022

Dan Johnson

Worst car salesman ever

Dan Johnson couldn't give a car away.

by Bigdog52 November 11, 2020

Dirty Dan

When your banging someone with a really bad yeast infection and end up with a dick disease

Yo did you hear jimmy still fucked that chick with a yeast infection?
Yeah, he’s a real dirty dan.

by Hippityhophead December 5, 2020

Doing a Dan.

To do a Dan is to announce that you will be right back, then not actually come back until a minimum of two hours later.

Did you hear about Lee? After losing on League he said he'd be right back, but he ended up doing a Dan.

by BobJim01 January 20, 2021

dan shrimp

artist, entrepreneur, troll and milkshake addict

yo is that dan shrimp oh my god let's go get a picture with him

by sozdatel March 9, 2021

Handy Dan

A purple peanut shaped beaver with two faces that is a literal god.

All hail Handy Dan

by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 17, 2023

Dan Hurst

professional pipe cleaner and pipe layer. Father of 4(all that’s known so far). He was born into poverty and struggled as a young boy. He was beaten as a kid and decided to take all his anger out on his sons Ethan’s cock. Ethan’s shaft just kept getting more girth and kept getting more Continental drift . He struck every day with people bullying him for his super wide cock.

I need anal. BETTER CALL DAN HURST

by Ethan Hurst (Dans Son) December 6, 2021