5 dollar foot long

1. A subway sandwich. Quite good if you put the right stuff on it.

2. A bad advertisement for a male slut.

1.
Sally: I got a great 5 dollar foot long from subway the other day!
Tanner: What was on it?
Sally: Mayo. Cheese. Turkey. Lettuce. Oil. Diabetes

2.
Patricia: I heard about the 5 dollar foot longs. I'm really horny tonight.
Clerk: Well ok ma'am, you'll be with Jaime
Jaime: Sup girrrrl. I heard you want my 5 dollar foot long.
Patricia: HELL YEAH!

by JaimeLongDick December 22, 2013

Million Dollar Puthay

Word used to describe some good pussy

Damn I heard brendas got that million dollar puthay

by emmycat March 6, 2021

bro-up doll

A really hott girl that knows things about games, the internet, and music. This girl can chill with the guys and not seem out of place at all. She doesn't bitch about nonsense and is totally down with dirty jokes and poking fun. This girl looks like a total babe and acts like a total bro. Girls of this sort are difficult to spot with the naked eye, unless they give a clue like a cool retro t-shirt or some internet lingo. If you find one, capture it.

"dude your girlfriend is a TOTAL bro-up doll"
"dude i know, she kicked my ass at halo last night"
"where can i find one!!"

by mauiandshit1215 February 18, 2010

Then I found five dollars!

When you have said something utterly retarded this phrase can be added to the end of your statement thereby nullifying the fact that you have just made a complete jackass of yourself.

Hey you know what I miss about being a little kid? Playing Candyland. Then I found five dollars.

by Ted Hartman October 5, 2004

doll

someone sweet and kind that you can trust.

damn, youre SUCH a doll

by girl456 July 1, 2009

Real Doll

A soft, life-like and flexible manniquin with orifices for pathetic, ugly men to have sex with.

"Hi I'd like to buy a Real Doll for $5000 because I'm a lonely freak that wants to fuck plastic.."

by Rayza January 22, 2004

blow up doll

A plastic device (male or female) that roystee uses to satisfy his sexual desires when prostitutes are unavailable.

Roystee said, "How else can a fat fuck like me get laid?"

by Dr. Phil December 20, 2003