mint crystal

also called "cristaux de menthe" in the original language.
it's the fake crying and sadness used in a staged call-out video by an influencer.

The term originates from a video by the french YouTuber "Pierre Chabrier" , who used "mint crystal" to make himself cry.

A: "Did you see their response to the drama? They were crying so much, it seemed authentic."
B: "Let's wait for the other side to respond. I think it was mint crystal."

by kyrio February 1, 2025

bed crystal

a pebble-like crusty substance with a sticky surface, formed from many years of built-up unwashed mattress scum, reaching its final form through vigorous movement. This is typically located between the mattress and bed sheet

Haven't scrubbed my mattress in a few years now, better check for those bed crystals

by mattress lover January 4, 2026

lose the crystal ball

An expression as, "forget the past" or "being too skeptical"

Shut up and lose the crystal ball already!!!

by JKk070708 June 10, 2014

Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuck

When you're skullfucking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she's from the worst Indiana Jones movie.

Joe: Dude what's wrong with Sarah's head?
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*

by Nard Master February 27, 2017

Bear Trap Crystal

A bear trap crystal is a crystal that If you melt a bear trap and put it in a crystal shaped form with melted glass and a bit of bear fur and then cool it of wola its a bear trap crystal

-You dude i was on vecation and i found a bear trap crystal in a cave

by Mr unknown 12304 October 20, 2017

catch a crystal

Originally for Chicago

When u telling someone to pay attention

Listen it’s important

Man -Hey catch a crystal

Friend-What’s the biz fam

by #Molife05# September 9, 2018

virgil and crystal

Means to kiddos being weirdos, and killin' there friends for no reason on roblox

Yooo, did u see Virgil and crystal killin' cassie?

by Underaged kiddos May 15, 2019