Donkey-Choker

A piece of shit large enough to gag a mule.

Fat Bastard: I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey!

by Time4SumAksion May 14, 2005

Choke Stroke

The act of receiving penile hand stimulation while being asphyxiated.

His bitch tied a bag around his head and choke stroked him.

by kris6000 September 24, 2016

Choke the Chicken

1. Slang term for "masturbation."

2. Reference to Sarah Palin's new favorite interview background.

"I bet Ben missed the party to 'choke the chicken.'"

by Professionally Insane January 25, 2009

Pussy Choke

The critial moment when a new borns head is pushed from it's mother vagina, thus causing it's neck to me chocked between it's mother meat curtains.

Dom: Hey Crystal, check out the bruise!
Crystal: God damn, your mother must have had a tight pussy!
Dom: There's nothing like a good pussy choke when your born.

by Dom C May 29, 2007

Choker

A choker is a necklace that were used in the 90's and is still used now
Girls wear it because they like how it looks like not because they are "sluts" or "cock suckers"

Girls wear it because they like the style, for fashion.

"That girl is wearing a choker she must be a slut"

"No your wrong, I hard she is in the highest place of keeping the best scores in her classes she is an achiever"

by Anonymous.right January 5, 2017

Coke

Modified coal used in steel making.

Coke is a black substance that you cannot snort.

by Marky April 29, 2003

ChokePoke

To choke poke is to be fukkin your bird in a place where you shouldn't be and she making so much noise that you have to start chokin her to get that bitch to shut the fuck up.

Cmon girl, if you dont keep it down, Im gonna have to ChokePoke ya.

by BJOB O'Brien February 3, 2008