Fuck Your Canoe

fuck your canoe (fyc) is the most amazing yet indescribable saying. it can be used in the same contex as fuck you with "canoe" referring to a specific target aimed to be fucked.

Girl: hey can you help me carry this bag?

guy: fuck your canoe!

by ksudnsnu August 10, 2008

Caity Canopy

A lover's lusciously long brown hair encircling your face and hers, allowing for nothing to be seen except for her hopelessly blue eyes.

She moved on top of me, her Caity Canopy blocking out all worldy distractions, allowing me to focus solely on her ecstatic face.

by Henri Agoust November 12, 2008

Jew Canoe

a minivan commonly driven by jews with thier 4 - 6 kids.

the jew canoe cut me off!!

look at the jew canoe full of curly jews.

by smh@u August 10, 2007

canookanook

Another meaning for the vagina!!??

Do you want some canookanook
Gimme some of your canookanook

by brigit January 24, 2005

Canoeing

The act of inserting two fingers into the virgina and wiggling the fingers up and down whilst the woman urinates.

I was canoeing my bird last night and she was wetter than an otter's pocket. Man my fingers hurt.

by Tafkag July 4, 2019

Douche Canoe

A hat worn by an abnormally large douche bag. Usually an Ed Hardy hat or an old man hat worn by anyone under the age of 60.

Look at all those assholes in their douche canoes.

by First Mate Shrivelnuts September 11, 2009

jew canoe

A Cadillac with New York or New Jersey plates.

Look at those assholes in the jew canoe! They almost ran me over on the way to the synagogue!

by Kevin Not-a-Jew December 9, 2008