coleton

The winner of the fag. competition.

Coleton needs to go get Tim and fuck him again.

by the_blonde_you_hate January 26, 2005

cometas

In Spanish: sperm

volar cometas = to masterbate

by Matéo Pumakawa August 24, 2003

Closet Odor

A closet odor is when a horrid stench pertrutes from the anus after getting slammed with an uncleansed penis. Most Closet Odor is seen in gay men.

Victoria Joy did you just get it up the bum because you smell like closet odor?

by Tertantha Bumitta July 27, 2006

closet freak

a person who likes to get it on in a closet, or behind the scenes. But in public they are conservative, but always are thinking something perverted.

jeez, that nicole is one huge closet freak, but i'd tap that ass.

by Mastor Bator August 29, 2003

Denial Closet

Denial Closeted is a metaphor used to describe a lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgender (LGBT) person who has not disclosed his or her sexual orientation to themselves. A person who is closeted about being in the closet with their own self.

"Denial Closet" Santana has relations with both sexes, but is only out and open with her relations with that of the opposite sex. Santana is in denial with herself that she is in the closet believing that it is only sex when actually it means so much more to her.

by NateBlank March 24, 2011

piss the closet

a massive fuck up, you are so bombed you don't know the difference between a closet and the washroom. You have now pissed the closet!

imagine... you are trying to mac the girl of your dreams... you have to take a piss, you say i'll be right back, you stand up and piss the closet, all over your buddies clothes... wow that's embaressing. can you say not gettin any!

by Dan Enderwick April 18, 2008

closet playa

A playa with game well hidden in the closet.

Bitch please...Zulu's not not a balla, he's just a closet playa!

by rottentomato January 2, 2009