The act of being able to bend, stretch, squeeze or twist the penis and ball bags in a number of unconventional positions.
i.e you have the 'snail position': twisting the ball bag so that it falls on top of the erect penis to imitate the shell of the snail
the 'female position': placing the penis in between the balls and streching it to hide it in between your legs. Then use the skin of the ball bags to create two labia flaps.
i.e you have the 'snail position': twisting the ball bag so that it falls on top of the erect penis to imitate the shell of the snail
the 'female position': placing the penis in between the balls and streching it to hide it in between your legs. Then use the skin of the ball bags to create two labia flaps.
Dude 1: hey dude, i,ve decided what i want to do with my life!
Dude 2: what?
Dude 1: run away to the circus and be a penis contortionist
Dude 2: what?
Dude 1: run away to the circus and be a penis contortionist
by syrecia February 10, 2008
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Get the connor taylor mug.A person who goes on about how s/he is incredibly against stereo-types (generally by shopping at Hot Topic, fancy that) and prefers to hang in the company of other 'non-conformists,' while they live in the facade that they're a special and different from everyone else. However, in reality, when you look upon a crowd of self-proclaimed non-comformists, you really don't notice any signifigance between them. So, in simple terms, all the non-comformists looking to look different, all look the same.
Non-comformists love their conformity.
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Also a word thrown around by whiny ass teens who r too obsessed with what everyone else is doing and trying to do the opposite to be real. Wich in a funny twist all there whinny ass friends are doing the same thing so they’re being different by being the same as there little equally sheepish friends. SO DEAR GOD STOP CARING ABOUR IT AND PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP CRYING YOUR MASCARA IS RUNING YOU WHINNY LAME ASS.
Also a word thrown around by whiny ass teens who r too obsessed with what everyone else is doing and trying to do the opposite to be real. Wich in a funny twist all there whinny ass friends are doing the same thing so they’re being different by being the same as there little equally sheepish friends. SO DEAR GOD STOP CARING ABOUR IT AND PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP CRYING YOUR MASCARA IS RUNING YOU WHINNY LAME ASS.
there realy isn't any relivant examples besides the people of north Korea other then that the words just being missused by whinny ass teens. The north Korea example doesn't even actualy work because i assume because of the propaganda machine (all news programs) there is guns 2 everyones head.
whinny teen: look at all the conformity everywhere it makes me sick and want to kill my self.
Me: please do you anouying little shit.
whinny teen: look at all the conformity everywhere it makes me sick and want to kill my self.
Me: please do you anouying little shit.
by luke neville November 16, 2006
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"Oh my GOD, I hate Britney Spears!! Why? Uhh... I don't know... because she's a slut... uhh she DRESSES like a slut... yeah. Britney is a fad, so I must hate her!"
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