1)One who licks condoms.
2)One who is only worthy of the most vile diet
3)One who clings to others and would do anything to fit in and be accepted. One willing to humiliate themselves for the amusement of others.
2)One who is only worthy of the most vile diet
3)One who clings to others and would do anything to fit in and be accepted. One willing to humiliate themselves for the amusement of others.
That kid you hang out with that nobody really likes.
1: "Yo, Johnny, come eat this piece of shit"
Johnny: "sure!"
1: "what a condom licker"
1: "Yo, Johnny, come eat this piece of shit"
Johnny: "sure!"
1: "what a condom licker"
by cobrakaidojo September 15, 2007
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noun. Condom + Mints = condomints. A play on the word condiment.
condom flavored mints
or
mint flavored condoms
condom flavored mints
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mint flavored condoms
by RedDan69 March 22, 2011
Get the condomints mug.A website offering ridiculous deals with condoms. One would think that the deals were caused due to a warehouse manfuction, but that hasn't been proven in court yet. The Discount Condom King promises that a minimum of 80% of all condoms will be sold without holes pre poked in them.
Guy 1: Thanks to the discount condom king, I'll never have to buy full priced condoms again!
Guy 2: Why did you buy 200 at one time?
Guy 1: You can't turn down this bargain. The holes are a bummer though.
Guy 2: Why did you buy 200 at one time?
Guy 1: You can't turn down this bargain. The holes are a bummer though.
by Pyro Pete August 4, 2010
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Get the Condomplate mug.A rubber device worn on the dick to prevent the cum going in the pussy. If the girl knows who you are, where you live, can track you down, etc then wear a condom. If she doesn't, go rawdog.
Unsuspecting girl: Shit, i thought you were wearing a condom?!
Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)
Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)
by GRU Sniper December 14, 2008
Get the Condom mug.a non-ziplock plastic bag that you use as a condom when a real condom isn't available. Mainly used by people of the Mexican race or poor people
(you)Hey, you got a condom? I don't have any.
(Friend)No, looks like you'll have to use a Mexican condom.
(you)Fuck.
(Friend)No, looks like you'll have to use a Mexican condom.
(you)Fuck.
by paul sullivain November 16, 2009
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