I didn't come down in the last shower 

Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.

Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!

I didn't come down in the last shower by kingofspin March 12, 2020

You don't have to come and confess 

an expression used to tell someone that
A) "you dont have to tell me"
B) "even though you wont admit it, youre full of shit"

originates with Antoine Dodson's line "You don't have to come and confess, (we lookin' for you, we gon' find you.)"

Example A) Reporter: Would you say what you did was heroic?

Antoine: Hell yeah it was heroic home boy!

Reporter: Amen, you dont have to come and confess on that one brother.

Example B) Intruder: Whoa dude, no way did i just come in that window in order to rape your sister!

Heroic Brother: You don't have to come and confess, home boy!

You don't have to come and confess by heroic lines for the heroic October 19, 2010

Creepin on tha come up 

Sneaking around the hood with an uzi or a weapon.

Niggaz b creepin on tha come up wit dem shanks and thangs...ghetto bitches don't know bout Budd Dwyer's televised suicide..they b creepin and crawlin like roaches through crack houses

Creepin on tha come up by Tien Duong December 26, 2007

Tina come get some ham 

When you want the fat lard to come get some dinner. You invite Tina to get some ham, hoping she will gratefully accept the invitation.

Luke: "Hey Tina come get some ham!"
Tina: " mmmm... ham, I am a fat lard."

Tina come get some ham by JohnnyEye January 24, 2018

Here Come The Cube Motherfucker 

A battle cry, screamed under the condition that:
1. The user has set up and executed or is intending to set up and execute Teh CUB3 stratagy in a game of Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos, and is informing his or her opponent of how hopelessly fucked they are.
2. The user is about to chuck a Nintendo Gamecube at someone's head, via the rear located handle.
3. The user is associated with Warbucket and felt like saying it.

"So I sent a shade to scout out his base, and I see him unsummoning all of his buildings. Then I look around a little more and I see a square of all these towers. I said 'wtf' and all he said in return was 'OWNED, HERE COME THE CUBE MOTHERFUCKER'. I lost that game, badly."

Here Come The Cube Motherfucker by ID-Gabriel-HM August 29, 2005

Don't come to school tomorrow 

School shooter

Super edgy kid: Don't come to school tomorrow!
Me: well f*ck everyone gonna die tomorrow.

Don't come to school tomorrow by Sandy hook shooter April 24, 2017

Kingdom come 

A large amount of cum, as you can say a kingdom sized amount of cum

"this is my kingdom come".
"This is my kingdom come"

Kingdom come by Hyperchader June 14, 2022