cold tube

a bottle of beer

let's go drink a few cold tubes

by Todd October 4, 2006

cold read

The act of fishing for information, either from a gullible paying customer or from an audience who have just been told to be "open-minded", in which any positive feedback is followed deftly as though coming in "on the astral".

Cold reading:

Hello, I'm getting something ... there is someone who has recently died ... yes, someone has, hasn't they? ... a man, no I didn't think so, either, a woman then, an old woman ... no, dreadful isn't it? ... I'm thinking cancer, no?... a car crash ... yes, and it was tragic, and she was before her time too, would I be correct in saying this? ...

by Fearman March 11, 2008

Cold Potato

when a kidneystone comes out with your cum

I felt so much better after passing on my cold potato

by cowbell42 December 4, 2010

cold carl

like a hot carl, only with a glass coffee table in between the two victims

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

cold one

A drink featured at Homestar Runner. It seems to be Strong Bad's favorite drink.

"A one that is not cold is hardly a one at all."

by ssbmeleemaster June 6, 2003

Cold Clit

the female version of blue balls in which the clit gets slightly sore

My boyfriend is the biggest tease he gives me cold clit all the time.

by Stlrfan87 September 3, 2007

cold chain

Keeping a product (usually food or drug) refrigerated or frozen all the way from its creation through its distribution to its point of sale.

.

"When these one-pound bags of frozen vegetables got to the store, they were no longer frozen. Someone broke the cold chain somewhere along the way."

by al-in-chgo June 22, 2010