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Clockblock

The act of not informing or preventing someone from knowing the time, in most cases for selfish or spiteful reasons and/or even no reason at all. This can include deliberately misinforming a person a wrong time for their gain or the other parties loss in any given predicament or scenario
Though the man at the busstop clearly had a watch on, he clockblocked me when i asked for the time, leaving me unsure if i had missed my transfer.
by TwerkyWorder December 12, 2019
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Cock Block

(Cock Block) Is when you block a person on social media by sending them a picture of your cock.
by TheUltimateSimpNigha November 21, 2020
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Cock Block Supreme

This is the nickname for the SARS-CoV-2 pandemic of 2020. Cause really no time in history has there been more of an obstacle for a guy to get laid.
Man I can't remember the last time I banged. I mean the Cock Block Supreme just keeps going and going.
by Noremac1981 December 8, 2020
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Lockblocked

When COVID-19 restrictions stop you from getting a fuck
Was going to fuck this hottie, but the Delta-variant lockblocked me
by Deviantsdo August 6, 2021
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Cock Block

To prevent someone or yourself from preforming any acts sexually with someone of the same or opposite sex, purposeful or otherwise.
Some random woman started flirting with me at the bar, even though I'm happy married. I decided to Cock Block myself to prevent further action.
by JustLeaveMeAlone August 21, 2021
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Sockblock

When someone disallows a female/woman the privilege of having their orifice (most commonly vagina/anus) penetrated. Feminine version of cockblock.
“Girl! If sockblock was person it’d look like, my cousin, Rita. I met this fine ass LatinX in the club and this thirsty attention starved skank told them I had a husband. I ‘bout died. I swear it looked like they had half a pool noodle in they pants.”

Plays on the fact that males commonly use socks to masturbate (therefore, the sock’s replacement is acknowledged) and the moniker for prolapsed anus (pink sock).

Also, we don’t refer to vaginas as “cocks” . So, the term cockblock is mired in misogyny. As if;

1) women don’t have a choice in the matter.
2) the orifices entered during sexual intercourse are less important.
3) the vagina isn’t the most important sexual organ in humanity.

Viva la vagine!!!
by unskilled sleeper April 18, 2022
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cock block

when ERIK doesnt wanna stop watching fight club
“erik pls go home, you are cock blocking

“no i wanna watch fight club
by Tpwk ppl August 8, 2022
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