A boy with a crusty ass vagina thinks he’s hot but he’s not. Tries to get nudes from every girl brags about how big is dick is even though he doesn’t have one
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Jessica: Oh my god! Is that Matt and Claire there???
Markus: Oh fuck it is them. They look so hot i wish i had what they have.
Lucas: Look theyre making out again! Theyre so obsessed with eachother its amazing!
Markus: Oh fuck it is them. They look so hot i wish i had what they have.
Lucas: Look theyre making out again! Theyre so obsessed with eachother its amazing!
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the claire spaz consists of a girl fainting at sight of blood from diabetic boy, cosequently getting her head stuck under the cabinet of the black board in her classroom
she then continuously shakes and spazms, frequently pukes and makes a noise resembling...brraaaa, brphmmmm, brrrrruuuuuup etc
she finally breaks free and is directed to the bathroom leaving a trail of puke splodges on the way....which are later covered up with sawdust.
NICE
she then continuously shakes and spazms, frequently pukes and makes a noise resembling...brraaaa, brphmmmm, brrrrruuuuuup etc
she finally breaks free and is directed to the bathroom leaving a trail of puke splodges on the way....which are later covered up with sawdust.
NICE
girl: pah! ewww that girl is having a claire spaz.
boy: i thought she got shot through the window.
boy 2: i thought she was pregnant and fainted.
teacher: everyone go to the cloakroom.
boy: i thought she got shot through the window.
boy 2: i thought she was pregnant and fainted.
teacher: everyone go to the cloakroom.
by Shev0802 June 20, 2007
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2. The person with this name will usually have blonde hair and big ears. Monkey like. 3. Couldn't dictate a following from an ass rape...
2. The person with this name will usually have blonde hair and big ears. Monkey like. 3. Couldn't dictate a following from an ass rape...
by Ruler of Azkabah January 29, 2009
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Get the Caimbrie mug.Dirty Claire means that she and the man she is fucking is about to cum. She sticks a tampon as a butt plug and uses it as a condom. Then forces it out of her vagina while cum is shooting out.
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