Texas Chain ride

Refers to an incedent in Texas 10 years ago when a mob chained a young black man to a pick up truck and dragged him to death.
Chaining anyone to a vehicle and dragging them.

You wanna go for a Texas Chain ride? Keep flappin' your gums.

by ghost37 April 22, 2009

Puerto Rican Chainsaw

When a person having buttsex gets their dick farted on, then promptly smacks their partner across the face with it.

"when i gave my gym teacher a puerto rican chainsaw, it left a Hitler mustache under his nose."

by butterismylover April 29, 2009

Chainsaw

An 18-pack of canned beer. When carried at one's side it resembles the size and shape of a chainsaw.

We're all out of beer. Head over to Pinecove and grab a couple chainsaws of Bud Light.

by Crew Middle Fork August 9, 2005

chain bone smoker

A person who peforms multiple blowjobs in a sustained fashion, usually in one sitting and with multiple partners. Typically an oral-crazed vixen who just wants to consume jizz and is willing to substitute man-juice for a nutritious meal.

"Did you ever wonder if puppeteers are just a bunch of chain bone smokers, hiding under those damn tables all the time?"

by JGHanover November 16, 2007

chainer

Someone who is attempting to do free-running or any similar movement, but failed miserably, then posting a video of it online.

He thinks by doing that he'll be cool, but he's such a chainer.

by Desmond B. January 18, 2008

Chainese

Kosher Chinese food

Eugene: Hey, Yechiel! Let's get some fuckin' chinese food!

Yechiel: Ok, but I keep kosher so we better make it chainese.

Eugene: Sounds good! I hope they have pork fried rice.

by icgn1031 December 2, 2009

Chain Linked

A sexual act in which three or more males engage in an interlocked sequence of oral sex where each participant is both giving and receiving oral sex simultaneously.

Guy 1: This party is lame. The bitches are all fat. Let's head to my pad and get a 69 on.

Guy 2: Now that is what I am talking about my brother! Let's roll.

Guy 3: Woah dudes, let me get in on that.

Guy 1: Shit yeah! Man we are gonna be some chain linked mother fucka's tonight.

by John Q. Wiggenheimer June 7, 2011