credit card

what you use to pay for an expensive whore

Hey man, I just had to pay my credit card limit for that whore over there, but damn she was good!!!!

by burtonsnow25 March 6, 2009

Cardamone

Noun: A large and pungent turd or poo. Distinguishably black in colour due to a diet lacking in nutritional content and high in fat and sugar.

Worker 1: 'Hey mate, where are you going?'
Worker 2: 'I'm gonna do a Cardamone, I've eaten nothing but dumplings all week.'
Worker 1: 'So it's you who desecrates the toilets!'

Worker: 'I'm just heading out for a Cardamone.'
Boss: 'OK, make sure you put down just a half day on your timesheet.'

by Cardamone August 19, 2008

cardie

A severely racist slur for cardassians. The term 'spoonhead' is MUCH milder. Please do not utter either in front of a cardassian unless you are an EXTREMELY skilled fighter.

The term 'cardie' is equalivent to whatever strongly offensive term for races, you care to mention

by Walking Talking Dictionary September 25, 2006

cardboard

Board which is made out of card (hard paper), can be used for eating purposes or making cubbys out of, smells like mouldy bathroom.

i could do with some cardboard right now!

by smythe October 19, 2004

card game

Any type of game involving any deck of cards. This includes: 2s, 3 card brag, 3 card monte, 3 card poker, 3-5-7, 3-5-8, 3-13, 3 in 1, 4 card brag, 4 colour chess cards, 4 of a kind, 5 card brag, all 5's, 5 up, 5's and 3's, 6 card brag, 7 card brag, 7's...etc.

To see the full list go to-

pagat.com

Mark: Wanna play a game?
Emily: Sure, I'll get the cards so we can play a card game.

by cow7dvd July 25, 2010

Sin card

Spare sim inserted into a mobile telephone to allow the recieving and making of calls to a 'bit on the side'

"I gave her my sin card number'

by m kenna September 5, 2006

Juice Card

Due to likeableness; suave sexiness; and posession of the "whole package" this person holds the card because the surrounding people will GIVE and DO anything for the card holder.

She gets what she wants because she has a juice card!

by McSexy Biatch September 29, 2008