carling*

CARLING*: Kar~ling* adj, or v-. carled*, carl*. to carl is to:
1.unintentionally fall off a mountain
2.be annoying as fuck!
3.ruin everyone's lives
4.do everything wrong.

ex1:
person 1: dudee that girl just CARLED* all over the place!
person 2: dude, run...fasssttt

ex2:
person 1: so yesturday, i totally CARLED* off my bike!
person2: ew dude, dont do that anymore... next thing you know it, youll be CARLING* off a mountain!

by iLyck2cArL March 18, 2009

Air Carl

Air Carl is the act of enjoying when a person farts on you.

I need to warm up. Can you please air carl me.

by Workpeeps November 10, 2019

carl lewis

When slipping out for a crafty cigarette, one may be described as popping out for a 'carl lewis'. ie a quick fag.

Watch the phones for me Nobby, I'm just nipping down the back stairs for a carl lewis.

by Hector Blap October 3, 2015

carled

The act of being violently murdered over anything less than 20 dollars, such as Carl from Grand Theft Auto does.

Jim: My friend was just killed!

bob: over what?

Jim: I think he got carled

Bob: bummer

by SQUISHYMAN June 15, 2010

Carls family

Not religious nasby’s(nasby’s a religious family from a small town in the great Canadian plains)

What’s carls family like again? Oh there like the not religious Nasby’s

by Monstermatt November 27, 2022

Carl Lindies

When you go and eat something so good and your stomach and anus collaborate to dispel fecal matter in liquid form

Sorry bro I can't go out tonight...I got the Carl lindies

by infamousra June 6, 2013

Happy Carl

A Happy Carl is when you have a friend who won’t shut the fuck up but also can’t stop cumming in his underwear while also projectile vomiting on the women nearest to him.

“Hey man did you see Sean last night? He was being a typical Happy Carl at the bar”

by ChickenJammin October 2, 2025