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canadian lawn mower

When you are fucking someone doggie style, and you pull their arms out from under them.
I was fucking that queer, and then i gave him a Canadian Lawn Mower.
by Publious Finch July 29, 2009
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Canadian Prostitute

A Canadian woman who you pay to give you a hug. (this is because the Canadians are too polite to pay people for sex)
That guy Bob is a real hoser, he cheated on his wife when he paid that Canadian prostitute to give him a hug.
by ls614 June 16, 2011
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canadian home invasion

When your friend wears a strap-on and has sexual intercourse with your anal cavity while using maple syrup as lube
Be careful, i might give you a canadian home invasion.
by DarkHumor997 January 30, 2016
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canad

You. Forgot. The. Country. And. Typed. What. You. Could. Remember.................

Are you American?
CANADA is the bomb

But seriously, which is it? Are you drunk, forgot the d, plain stupid, or are you one of those Americans who think Canada is just more America? I'm not even joking with the last one, some Americans don't even think Canada exists!

Also, Prucan look it up.
by Yaoi fluff is great! February 2, 2018
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Canadian

Someone who knows how to make love in a canoe.
(A Canadian couple on a camping trip with their parents)
Mary: Dammit, there's no privacy in this cottage,
Bill: Well, we could go "fishing" tonight...
by LennardLemming July 12, 2010
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Canadian Horseshoe

The act of filling a woman's vagina with maple syrup and then having sex with her.
Holy shit she let you give her a canadian horseshoe?!
by Gizzlam December 12, 2009
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Canadian Hole Punch

When A man copulates with a person's tracheal hole.
I gave that smoking bitch a Canadian Hole Punch, and filled her throat with hot steamy man chowder.
by Dirty Dal January 27, 2010
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