Crap on ice

1. Describing a situation that means that whatever happened doen't just suck, it could freeze and stay that way for a long time.
2. Someone who doesn't know how to ice-skate.
"Crap on ice! she just cut his dick and balls off!"
"Look at kowalski playing hockey, he's really crap on ice"
by Yuv March 19, 2005
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condom crapping

I just finished condom crapping... man, is my butt sore! would you like a crapcondom? they're great for pesky neighbors!
by Fnck November 24, 2008
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crap-tastical

absolutely anything that is outstandingly pants
man, this lesson is crap-tastical
by marmite January 27, 2006
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Hoky crap

interj. of surprise , anger, and sarcasm. euphemistic of holy crap
Girl 1- got a tattoo for real!
Girl 2- Hoky crap! prolly other chicks are jelly.
by quietadove July 15, 2010
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crap-a-dooly

Same as crap used as a adjective, only less intensive. Kids can use this word and not get in trouble.
Man, I missed the bus. Crap-a-dooly!

Crap-a-dooly that car is fast!
by Dyl pickle June 29, 2006
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crap on a cracker

When all of a sudden everything thats good just went to shit.
I got raise at work today, but my car was towed, what a crap on a cracker.
by Jusbeatti February 01, 2009
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Dog Crap

BAH GAWD KING!!! LOOK AT THAT DOG CRAP, I MEAN GHETTORAIDER!!! I Need BBQ SAUZZ
by sonicadvance64 December 22, 2004
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