Alaskan Crab Hammer

to recieve a blow job with ice cubes in the girls mouth. And when the penis gets too cold to keep in, to pull it out and smack the girl in the forehead with it.

yo my girl was giving me head last night with ice cubes in her mouth, but it got too cold and started to hurt so i gave her the alaskan crab hammer

by hatecrew March 9, 2010

Bucket of Smashed Crabs

Ugly

Looking at the people that live in Worthing if like looking into a Bucket of Smashed Crabs

by Cheese Daddy September 16, 2010

a box of smashed crabs

Box of smashed crabs.

1. a particularly messy object

2. An incredibly ugly person

Jeeeeesus - She's got a face like a box of smashed crabs.

by bumski May 27, 2006

ghetto crab legs

Chicken wings

No Mr. President, we can not serve ghetto crab legs at the ball tonight!

by mHammer January 24, 2009

crab bucket

When a crab is put into a bucket, it will try to escape. As soon as another crab is placed into the bucket, they will start fighting one another and get so caught up in it that they forget about escaping. Basically, to get caught in the 'crab bucket' is to be working hard on something, then one person gets distracted and starts watching YouTube or something stupid, and then another person starts, and then by the end of it, everyone that was working is now distracted and nothing gets done.

"Hey Dude, come check out this video of a shark eating a dog"
"That's funny, hey Bill, come see this"
"That's the shit, everyone, come check this out!"
"And so, the crab bucket begins."

by scumpunch December 6, 2006

Block crab cat

A creature of J-Quest origin. It has a cube head, a cat-like body and tail, and a large crab claw. They come after small children at night and people are not sure if they live under the water or on land.

1. Dude, J-Quest, that block crab cat is intense.
2. Can I paint a giant block crab cat on the mural?

by Laurnei March 18, 2007

the angry hermit crab

While fucking a girl on the beach, take your dick out and stick it in the sand. Then put your sandy dick back in her vagina, like a hermit crab going back into its shell.

I was fucking my girl on the beach so i just did the angry hermit crab on her.

by JoeVirus November 24, 2006