Cousin It Method

When you move your hair in front of your eyes to hide the fact you're sleeping.

I'm not allowed to sleep in class. So I had to use the Cousin It method as to not get in trouble.

by One sleepy boi March 26, 2019

Cousin Dweeb

A special sort of tweeker or a junky that always has atleast 2 objects in both hands, one of the objects of course being a dead lighter. Subject always has a million broken things found in the garbage to fix and three or four important jobs he's agreed to do but will enevitably flake on.

Boss: Why isn't anything done on this job yet!? And why is there briken garbage everywhere?!
Cousin Dweeb: Chill out boss, you know you can trust me...hey you got a hit?

by Edmenonymous April 8, 2019

Cousin Stacy

A normal cousin but with a boy's name; like Stacy

My cousin's name is Stacy. Why does your cousin have a boys name? She is a Cousin Stacy

by Daniel Sentchuk June 3, 2019

cousin

someone who is just a complete asshole

my cousin is an asshole

by _ramenoodles_ June 15, 2019

Cousins with Ulysses

Dumbass cousin

Paul is cousins with Ulysses

by Birch1331422 June 19, 2019

Cousin Fucker

A man who fucks his cousin.

Another name for this could be “Colin Stacy”

“Yo bro how was the party last night? You get with anyone?”
“Yeah, I fucked that blonde chick from math.”
“Isn’t that your cousin?”
“Yeah, but does it matter?”
“That makes you a cousin fucker dude...”
“Who cares”

by Tommy Ruscitti May 7, 2019

cousin

your boyfriend

girl 1: "that's my boyfriend over there"
girl 2: "isn't that your cousin"
girl 1:"same thing"

by yeet skeeyer May 17, 2019