Clown Jockey: a controlling douche bag boss who's secret to success is a big joke around the workplace.
Anyone whose success is built on lies and deceit.
Clown Jockey is a Boss, a manager, mid-level douchebags, but never the underdog.
A Clown Jockey appears confident and may be successful, but he/she sucks at life (and is generally clueless of the fact.)
"clown jockey douchebag!"
A Clown Jockey may be anyone who is too pathetic to ride in the clown car, so he/she must ride the clown.
Anyone whose success is built on lies and deceit.
Clown Jockey is a Boss, a manager, mid-level douchebags, but never the underdog.
A Clown Jockey appears confident and may be successful, but he/she sucks at life (and is generally clueless of the fact.)
"clown jockey douchebag!"
A Clown Jockey may be anyone who is too pathetic to ride in the clown car, so he/she must ride the clown.
"listen, you clown jockey(s), this is my two week notice"
"My clown jockey boss has no idea what the managers are getting away with, here."
"This whole place is run by out-of-touch, corporate clown jockeys."
Clown Jockey can be used in conjunction with douchebag, i.e: "Clown Jockey Douchebag"
"My clown jockey boss has no idea what the managers are getting away with, here."
"This whole place is run by out-of-touch, corporate clown jockeys."
Clown Jockey can be used in conjunction with douchebag, i.e: "Clown Jockey Douchebag"
by TornadoTeen August 14, 2012
A person who acts like a clown and a fool and can't be taken seriously. They don't think things through and end up making stupid and absurd decisions.
by littleboyfrombradford December 16, 2022
Described as a fast walker who wears very extravagant clothing, such as that of a clown. Usually wearing vibrant colored shoes and lipstick. A kiss-up in all major classes, particularly chemistry. While walking in the halls, be sure to avoid her quick steps or you'll surely be run over.
Mary-Kate, the original Clown Racer.
by LPTV June 13, 2008
Noun. AKA Paleto Payasa.
A person who dates a man with so many red flags, it makes them a clown on a stick for doing so. Naturally, the stick to this clown being courtesy of the man in question.
Named after the Mexican marshmallow snack on a stick; Paleto Payasa.
A person who dates a man with so many red flags, it makes them a clown on a stick for doing so. Naturally, the stick to this clown being courtesy of the man in question.
Named after the Mexican marshmallow snack on a stick; Paleto Payasa.
"Ah, that stick seems to have found its clown."
"Before you tell me more about him, let's set the vibe. Do you want me to run to the store for some vodka and facepaint real quick? I hear some clown on a stick aspirations coming through."
"Before you tell me more about him, let's set the vibe. Do you want me to run to the store for some vodka and facepaint real quick? I hear some clown on a stick aspirations coming through."
by Your good dude, reporting live January 11, 2021
Clown tweeting is the act of quote tweeting someone and making a nasty dunk on them which leaves them seen as a clown.
A: Did you see that stupid tweet yesterday?
B: Yeah, clown tweeting it gave me 2K likes and 355 retweets.
B: Yeah, clown tweeting it gave me 2K likes and 355 retweets.
by IamHanFei January 18, 2021
Bloke 1: "Man, i just can't handle this phone....."
Bloke 2: "Yeah, that will be your clown hands......"
Bloke 2: "Yeah, that will be your clown hands......"
by Davies G March 25, 2008
A clown with gigantic balls.
I'm saying GIGANTIC. He hops on them because they're squishy and bouncy, and he often gets hurt badly due to jumping off of high cliffs.
He's got a small penis, however.
So small that he can't even pee out of it.
Instead, he must cut his balls open to let the piss out, hence his name; Piss Clown.
He has a variety of different locations, and he lives on a diet of balloons, boogers, and piss.
He stands at 4'3, but his balls are over 6 ft tall.
He's attracted to men especially, who can piss all over him and give him secret powers.
If you see the piss clown, watch out, because he may force you to piss on his balls.
I'm saying GIGANTIC. He hops on them because they're squishy and bouncy, and he often gets hurt badly due to jumping off of high cliffs.
He's got a small penis, however.
So small that he can't even pee out of it.
Instead, he must cut his balls open to let the piss out, hence his name; Piss Clown.
He has a variety of different locations, and he lives on a diet of balloons, boogers, and piss.
He stands at 4'3, but his balls are over 6 ft tall.
He's attracted to men especially, who can piss all over him and give him secret powers.
If you see the piss clown, watch out, because he may force you to piss on his balls.
"Aye man is that the piss clown?"
"It-It seems he is aagh- he's jerking off my penis!!!!"
*Piss clown talks in a Spanish accent for some reason*
"Aye señor. I'mma drink all ur cum mWAHHAEHSJAK"
"It-It seems he is aagh- he's jerking off my penis!!!!"
*Piss clown talks in a Spanish accent for some reason*
"Aye señor. I'mma drink all ur cum mWAHHAEHSJAK"
by Bawks Sonic July 21, 2021