Cabbage

Ball of shit that is bad for you

Person: I eat cabbages. Other person: ur gay

by Dan Pash Autist December 3, 2019

cabbage

1) Not to be confused with the vegetable of the same name; an expression of dismay, alarm, shock, or some negative emotion.

2) Could also be used shorthand for the insult "cabbage head".

"Aw, cabbage...I left my phone charger at home!"

"Some cabbage tried to fight me today on campus. Good thing I taught them a thing or two."

by Seekertionary March 4, 2025

cabbage patching

a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape

That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.

by The Lady Rowan July 30, 2016

Cabbage-pult

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which lobs cabbages at Zombies, dealing more damage as a base Peashooter but also attacks twice as slower than Peashooter overall.

"Cabbage-pult is pretty dogwater and is incomparable to Peashooter due to how weak he is."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

Cabbage

A cabbage is person that is simple or below average smarts

Simplest way to say it is retarded

Shut up u cabbage

by Clodagh may November 11, 2019

muff cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You muff cabbage, go back to New Jersey!

by erye777 October 19, 2010

Cabbage Patch Doll

Dressing a female partner like a doll and proceeding mash a cabbage into her vagina and/or arsehole.

My girlfriend let me do a Cabbage Patch Doll on her last night.

by Millo92 January 21, 2022