j burn

When you eat alot of jalepeños and that same night you take a shit that brings a tear to your eye. Literally.

dude, i had a j burn and i couldn't sleep last night.

by JBesch May 15, 2007

burning man

Like wasting $1000 to hang out in the parched desert with 35,000 bitter hippies? If you answered yes to this question, then Burningmans for you! Come join the burned out Deadheads and deluded, hard-up Frat boys to chase the handful of washed up hippy women that were in their prime in the summer of love 1969. If you have any drugs, make sure to hoard them because everybody else will be! Not to mention the HUNDREDS of law enforement agents and their canine units just ITCHING to make a bust. Throw in the alkaline soil slowly eating away at any exposed skin, and you're good to go! Bring a women with you and watch 20 horney dirtbags instantly materialize to try to pry her away from you! This event might have been fun back in the '80s, but if you're really looking for a good time, spring break in Cancun is the place to be.

Now I know why they call it burningman, cuase man, do you get burned!

by alphahooker November 23, 2004

Burn wank

When you smoke marijuana for the sole purpose of masturbating.

I had a burn wank earlier and it made me very sleepy.

by John Sextant October 11, 2021

dry burn

When you go in without lube.

Last night I was too lazy to go to the store for lube so I just dry burned Becky’s ass.

by Slutty-slut94 August 2, 2019

Pork Burn

The abdominal burns you get from bacon grease because you frequently cook breakfast topless. It's the price you pay for being such a fucking man.

Some guys do it voluntarily like a cigarette burn. Others are just too fucking lazy to put on a shirt in the morning before cooking bacon.

Friend: Yo, what happened to your chest man?

You: You know how it is. I woke up and made grub and got some pork burns. #YOLO

by Green Eggs and Stan August 29, 2012

desk burn

The feeling of pain and/or ache in one's arms or wrist after spending a long period of time using a computer at an impractical desk with no room to rest one's forearm or elbows.

That wooden desk unit I bought off of the internet is awful. My arms have been sufferring from desk burn for hours.

by Ro01 October 12, 2011

Burning Ivan

A car full of dead Russians.

Hey, I forgot the radio code for car full of dead Russians. Oh, thats right, it's a burning Ivan.

by Monkey_D3128 May 9, 2011