Brian

That one guy who sits around playing World of Warcraft and Minecraft all the time, to the point where it's taken over his life. You think he's you're best friend until about 6 months later you begin to realize how big of an asshole he really is. Brians will make insulting jokes, they'll put you down, try to get with your best friend after dating you, and they'll call you names for no reason because they are mentally still an immature 8 year old girl. Not all Brian's are terrible, but it tends to be the Mexican Brian's you meet that will stab you in the back.

Really? It's been 12 hours now, stop being like Brian and get off the damn computer!

by cheetaraMS July 4, 2014

Brianna

Literally the most extra person you'll meet but she's very very very cute

Her name must be Brianna because she is soo extra and cute

by Mart blart March 30, 2017

brian is a fucker

Brian is a shit friend and nobody likes him.
His a dick and e everyone hates him.

Wow brian is a fucker

by Brian is a Fucker September 30, 2017

Brian

A small penis-wielding china man. He is commonly found in the parks looking at little girls. Beware of Brian, because although his penis may be small, he tries to put it in every hole he finds. This includes coin slots, doorknob holes, and electrical sockets. Usually you'd want to avoid anyone named "Brian".

Guy 1: Hey I heard Brian is coming to the party.
Guy 2: Gross bro, I heard he tries to molest children. I'm not coming.

by Devinny April 5, 2019

Briana Harris

Briana Harris is a very nice girl. She is usually quiet, but around friends she can get very loud. She is very close to her friends and takes relationships very seriously. Briana is very random and enjoys many different things. She loves to be herself and not go with the crowd. She is a leader. Her name is pronounce Bri-aw-nuh. People call her Bri if they keep getting her name wrong. She loves her girlfriend.

She's just plain awesome.

"Hey Bri"
"Hey! How have you been doing?"
*talks*
*Briana Harris leaves*
"Wow she's really nice"

by jb_junkies July 9, 2009

Brian Hickey

to change gender from male to female or to have the penis removed and replaced with the vagina, may include hermaphrodites.

Friend 1: Yea I have a penis and a vagina
Friend 2: Awesome you must be a Brian Hickey!

by Some Guy with a dictionary September 8, 2010

Brian's Plight

Brian's Plight: When a person lowers themselves to extreme desperate measures, simply to sound "in the right," usually resulting in non-sensical jibber jabber.

Person A: "Lately, Person B has been acting up lately. He must have Parkisons disease"
Person B "That makes no fucking sense - That sounds like Brian's Plight!"

by Jackie643 December 7, 2006