When you someone on FB or MS talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having...And then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable....
Yvette: So how did your night out with Lisa go
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"
by TerribleTink June 23, 2010
Get the False bookingmug. A picture book is a useless book of photographs used to remember embarrasing moments that you would not want people to know.
by Chappers_280 September 4, 2019
Get the Picture bookmug. (v) the act of getting booty called over Facebook. Generally done via Facebook chat around 2 in the morning. Used when the girl or guy either doesn't have the recipients phone number or is such a troll that no one would give him/her their number.
The recipient is usually already PTFO'd (generally from excessive drinking) and just forgot to log out of their facebook.
The recipient is usually already PTFO'd (generally from excessive drinking) and just forgot to log out of their facebook.
Dude 1: This girl totally booty booked me last night!
Dude 2: WTF is a booty book?
Dude 1: It's when a girl booty calls you over Facebook.
Dude 2: Did you respond?
Dude 1: Hell no, that girl was a troll
Dude 2: WTF is a booty book?
Dude 1: It's when a girl booty calls you over Facebook.
Dude 2: Did you respond?
Dude 1: Hell no, that girl was a troll
by TheMadMangyMoose August 31, 2011
Get the Booty Bookedmug. The moment when wiping ones ass that the toilet paper rips and you inadvertently put a finger on or in your brownie hole, thus allowing you to leave your fingerprints on the paper like a jail booking.
by Donkeysdong July 26, 2018
Get the Bathroom bookingmug. a book that the government has forced a specific school library(s) to remove from its shelves and ban checkout of until further notice.
by anonymous December 14, 2022
Get the banned bookmug. by Der vvv May 17, 2018
Get the flexing on the bookmug. An audio recording of a book being read aloud. Historically, the term was used to reference a book reading recorded onto a cassette, hence the term "on tape". Although cassette tapes are no longer commonly used, the term "Book on Tape" in the modern day can refer to any medium of audiobook recording (CD, Radio, streaming platforms).
by AG41 July 11, 2023
Get the Book On Tapemug.